Weekend Funny Stuff and Animal Crackers

We need a break before plunging into the fresh hell of next week. 

First, some funny stuff:

Lenin said this, or maybe didn't say it, but in either case it's apt right now:

"There are decades where nothing happens. and there are weeks where decades happen."

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— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) July 3, 2024

Why we love #Canada. pic.twitter.com/THW9VNnMna

— John O'Connell (@jdpoc) July 11, 2024

Sen John Fetterman (D-PA) about Pres Biden electoral chances

“Maybe we can encourage President Biden to bang a porn star”

— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) July 9, 2024

🤷‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/9f9yTBqShI

— Sarah (@Tiogar) July 4, 2024

pic.twitter.com/VBd0s1dcTi

— Scott Barber (@thescottbarber) July 13, 2024

The cost to be a decent person is $0 pic.twitter.com/ZFKoma67Zl

— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) July 2, 2024

A little joking around here:

I heard a great fact today. Apparently women with a little bit of extra weight around their middle live longer than those men who point it out.

— Opinions are free 💙 (@Kovichium) June 29, 2024

We just memorized six pages of the dictionary...

We learned next to nothing. https://t.co/wbuSuDUh3l

— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) July 1, 2024

Next, some animal crackers:

Can’t stop watching.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/jjuehgogyl

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 14, 2024

The emotional support sheep are back…

And they brought the whole team ❤️

(Valais Blacknose Sheep)

pic.twitter.com/TzGP1L77RR

— Jessi 💫 (@its_jessi_grace) June 28, 2024

ever notice how impressive animal's camouflage looks? pic.twitter.com/0MtZd8ralM

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 1, 2024

Biggest plot twist of the century 🤣 pic.twitter.com/s5zs0PvcSp

— Cats That Heal Your Depression (@Catshealdeprsn) July 2, 2024

Just chilling..🐻🌊😅 pic.twitter.com/55p2fugkOL

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 13, 2024

Squirrels carry their babies in their mouths and move them like this: often, they roll them up for a more convenient transport.

[📹 seematravels]pic.twitter.com/6tO1xna1x9

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 13, 2024

One of my favorite things is watching bears discover the life changing invention that is the picnic table. pic.twitter.com/lLkWhs586T

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 2, 2024

Finally, this is a terrific thread to follow:

Thread of positive stories that will restore your faith in humanity 🧵

1. Man posing with photo of forest he revived pic.twitter.com/JFol3a1fBy

— James Lucas (@JamesLucasIT) June 30, 2024