I ate a box of Thin Mints, didn't get thinner. I don't think they work 😡— Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20) August 12, 2020
Tucker Carlson thinks it’s cool to mispronounce Kamala Harris’s name.— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) August 12, 2020
Hmmm. What sounds like “Tucker”?
A priest, a minster, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 6, 2020
If you voted for trump because "he's not a politician", then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.— Mo Bella🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica (@Mocraig13) August 6, 2020
Feeding 10 dogs at once is like going through Game of Thones every single day with the plots and betrayals and double-crosses and backbiting and frontbiting and dominance and submission and a finale that feels rushed and leaves everyone dissatisfied.— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) August 5, 2020
They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.— mitch hedberg (@mitchhedbot) July 31, 2020