Monday, April 05, 2004

Leno lines

Love this! Maybe Jay Leno is finally seeing the light -- when Kerry held a fund-raiser with Meg Ryan, Leonardo di Caprio, Jennifer Aniston and Barbra Streisand, Leno said 'That's the difference between Democrats and Republicans. The Democratic list of stars looks like the Oscars, the Republican list of stars looks like a bad episode of Hollywood Squares." And about the 9.11 commission "Actually, Bush & Cheney will make a joint appearance before the commission. They'll answer questions together ... and to make sure Bush is really answering they're going to make Cheney drink a glass of water while he talks."

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