Is the world destroyed yet?

Noting the recent news about the success of the Large Haldron Collider, The Editors remind us of Greg Easterbrook's hysteria about this mega-science project:

Are we really sure it is history's greatest idea to be re-creating the conditions that existed when the universe exploded?

Luckily, there is now a website we can check anytime if we want to find out whether the Large Hadron Collider has destroyed the world yet.