Just come up with a proposal, won't you?

Here's an actual memo sent to the stupidest guy on the face of the earth from the next-stupidest guy:



Let's play with this a bit:

Memo to Bev Oda from Stephen Harper
re: Issues w/ various international problems
We need to do something really good for women and children. We also need to solve abortion. And birth control, what about that too. Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around? Thanks.

And here's another one:

Memo to Peter MacKay from Harper
re: Issues w/ various countries
We need to get the troops out of Afghanistan as soon as we can, so we can get one of the military transports painted white and red for me. What about buying those new airplanes? And we need to do something about the Russians in the Arctic. Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around? Thanks.

Gee, this governing stuff is so easy, isn't it -- just dash off a quick email to a subordinate and toodle off to lunch.

The Black Mamba

Neat film, h/t Little Green Footballs

I know you are but what am I

Is anyone the least bit surprised that our anti-coalition Prime Minister is doing whatever is necessary to stay in power?
But its not a coalition, oh no, not at all....

Stranger in a strange land

Well, we're back home from Vegas and we found out what a strange and lawless place it is.
No, not that one.
This one.

The only diet we should ever need

Michael Pollan at the New York Times condenses the last 50 years of nutritional studies and diet advice:

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

Senior moments

From Pam Peterson

Saturday Morning Cartoon

Simon's Cat

Guess where we're going?

Next steps

If Mubarak had resigned yesterday, then Suleiman could have taken over. But because Mubarak was, as someone said yesterday, a "stubborn old man", it took the Army to finally get him out. Likely, in the process, Suleiman has been totally discredited too -- though perhaps that is no loss.
But I think now the democracy movement in Egypt will find their next challenge will be to get the Army out.

Wrong call

The Quebec assembly has banned kirpans. What a racist, small-minded, divisive, insulting and meaningless thing to do.

Great post of the day

Ta-Nehisi Coates describes why we have to maintain the right to abortion:

Like most people, I have deep problems with the termination of life--and that is what I believe abortion to be. Still a decade ago, I learned that those problems were abstract, and could not stand against something as tangible and imposing as death.
My embrace of a pro-choice stance is not built on analogizing Rick Santorum with Hitler. It is not built on what the pro-life movement is "like." It's built on set of disturbing and inelidable truths: My son is the joy of my life. But the work of ushering him into this world nearly killed his mother. The literalism of that last point can not be escaped.
Every day women choose to do the hard labor of a difficult pregnancy. Its courageous work, which inspires in me a degree of admiration exceeded only by my horror at the notion of the state turning that courage, that hard labor, into a mandate. Women die performing that labor in smaller numbers as we advance, but they die all the same. Men do not. That is a privilege.

Cat fight

On tonight's National, the CBC basically accused CTV and the Globe & Mail of shilling for VANOC's spin on the luge story.
I guess we're supposed to think that CTV's news judgement is suspect because they carried the Olympics last year -- but we're not supposed to wonder whether perhaps the CBC still feels some resentment because they lost the Olympic broadcast rights.
That said, John Furlong's statement in the March 24, 2009 email is chilling --"the track is in their view too fast and someone could get badly hurt. An athlete gets badly injured or worse, and I think the case could be made we were warned and did nothing."
Less than eleven months later, Nodar Kumaritashvili died.

Three years?

So I'm reading this story about a drug recall and trying to remember what exactly I bought at the drugstore last weekend and what brands have I got in the cupboard.
And then I get to this sentence, in the sixth paragraph:

. . . the products were manufactured in 2007-08, and usually have a three-year shelf life. So, he said, the six products being recalled would either have been consumed by now or expired.

Oh.
Well, never mind then.
And apparently it took three years for Health Canada inspectors to conclude there might have been contamination between product lines and possible mislabeling of expiry dates.
Now what does this remind me of?

Super Bowl Ads

So for the first time EVAH! we got to watch the Super Bowl Ads actually DURING the Superbowl, on the Fox HD channel.
So we got to see this superb story:

and this one:

But we also saw this insulting misfire:

And this one was simply strange:

Another stupid decision

Will anyone be surprised when we find out that cutting off CIDA funds for international teacher education is just another stupid ideological decision made by some Conservative cabinet minister or back bencher who knows nothing about teacher training but has a hate on for teacher federations?
UPDATE: POGGE raises a good point, too -- though rather than deliberate sabotage, I suspect that last-minute political interference in formerly non-political CIDA decisions is responsible for the chaos.