Wednesday, February 13, 2013

They'd all freeze here anyway 

Our good news today:
In a bizarre exchange in a place known for bizarre exchanges, Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird told the House of Commons Wednesday that “Canada will never be a safe haven for zombies.”
“I want to assure this member and all Canadians that I am dead-icated to ensuring that this never happens,” Baird said.
Reassuring, isn't it?

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Time for Her Royal Majesty Stephen Harper to launch a Royal Reform investprorogation. Any MP or 7 year old can tell that Peter Kent (Environment) has been taken over by bored aliens from Planet Idiocy. Joe Oliver is a Zombie Frackenstein (Natural Resources) and Keith Ashfield (Fisheries and Oceans) had a heart attack and has been replaced by the person he replaced.. to be in charge of all dead fish.

There are so many MP's and Ministers & Senators that are 'dead men walking' while voting 'pro life' that it must be frightening to be a page girl or boy in Ottawalberta. Not to mention being stared at by carnivores like Vic Toews or virgin cowpokes like Jason Kenney and Rob Anders.

The great Tar Sander, westerner from Toronto and wanna be Pipeliner himself should be studied carefully for Zombieism. Its quite possible Harper is a remote controlled zombie operated by PMO operatives, Ethical Oil, the Vatican, east coast fishermen or the mysterious Ray Novak

Regardless, if John Baird and Julien Fantino don't know where the bodies are, walking, talking, dead, dying, lying, howling at midnight or stalking the halls in Albertawa, then nobody does. And if you trust either of those scheming, heartless, vicious goons further than you can throw them.. you live in fantasy land.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:53 am  

Great comment, diamondwalker -- thanks.

By Blogger CathiefromCanada, at 12:11 am  

If this comment had been made by a politician in a party that I actually liked, I probably would have found it amusing.

Instead, I find it sad that pretty much the only Conservative policy I can agree with is literally a joke.

By Blogger sinned34, at 12:27 am  

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