Weekend funny stuff: new maps & cartoons & football plays & funny posts & animal crackers, plus Mark Twain at the end

After this week, we need a little break:

First, some new maps for Canada to enjoy:

A comment on DEI:

Some comments on our times:

I don't plan on watching the Super Bowl - except maybe to enjoy the whole stadium booing Trump! - but here's a good football post:

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And on to the funny stuff:

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

— John Collins (@logicallyjc.bsky.social) January 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM

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Want to fuck with us? Hell hath no fury like a toque-wearing, poutine-eating, Cod-loving, puck-shooting, nature-loving, multicultural/truth-and-reconciliation-respecting, ancestor-appreciating, veteran-honouring, "eh", "about," and "sure"-saying, snowshoeing son-of-a-bitching Canadian.

— Edge O. Erin (@edgeoerin.com) February 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM

Animal crackers:

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Dogs and horses are God's way of putting a smile on your face. pic.twitter.com/mLpBdnYbgW

— The Disrespected Trucker (@DisrespectedThe) February 4, 2025

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Fed up cat mom finally finds her kitten.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/HBhJWG8YQ3

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) January 31, 2025

Skunk! 😂

Sound on pic.twitter.com/WqUIZtATQ5

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) January 31, 2025

Your chance of being attacked by a squirrel is low, but never zero. pic.twitter.com/S8USqF7k6l

— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) February 3, 2025

Finally, here are some words to live by:

“Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.”

- Mark Twain

— PHILOSOPHY ON X (@PhilosophyOnX) January 26, 2025