Fool Me Twice . . .

Juan Cole is one of the commentators* I have read in the last couple of days who is thinking that the US is getting ready to roll out its Lets-Have-A-War-With-Iran Plan.
In 'Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me--can't get fooled again', Cole writes about an NBC News story quoting the US military as saying Iran is sending bombs to the Sunni insurgency in Iraq.
Cole describes at length the obvious stupidity of such a story, but demonstrates its utility in the task of convincing Americans that Iran is actually to blame for all the US army and marine deaths of recent days.
"Be afraid when you begin to see US government agencies themselves handing out this highly suspect sort of information to major news networks. It means that the sting on the American people has moved from the smoke-filled back rooms to some higher operational level. Or maybe trial balloons are being floated to see how gullible we are."
*See also here, and here, and here.

Logic Deficit Disorder

This article by philosopher Allen Snyder describes Logic Deficit Disorder as epidemic among the regressive right. I think its something we all have to watch out for, left or right, though at this point in time, the righties do seem to be at greater risk.
Diagnosing LDD is straightforward -- if you see one or more of the following symptoms in any news story or opinion piece, you're being exposed to LDD: false dilemmas, straw men, ad hominem attacks, groupthink, or the slippery slope.
First, the false dilemma - ". . . presenting two positions on an issue as though they're the only two, exclusive of all others. It's wildly popular with one-dimensional non-thinkers who parse the world into neat, simple, and easily recognizable bits like 'all good stuff over here' and 'all evil stuff over there'."
Second, creating 'straw men' to make your opponent's position look ridiculous "A straw man is an inaccurate representation of an actual argument that, thanks to its new straw form, is much easier to destroy than the original . . . when Karl Rove says liberals wanted to coddle terrorists post-9/11, he attacks a straw man since he knows no liberal ever said such a thing. When regressives oppose evolution because 'humans didn't come from monkeys', they attack a straw man since no evolutionist has ever said such a ridiculous thing."
Third, the ad hominem attack. "This gem means 'against the man' and occurs when BushCo, instead of defending themselves against someone's accurate portrayal of some war crime or internal scandal they're involved in, smears the accuser instead. This happened with Paul O'Neill, Scott Ritter, Richard Clarke, Joe Wilson and many others. BushCo says they're all lunatic liars. Never mind they were right . . . This nonsense is then dressed in patriot garb and trumpeted across the land . . . they succeed in tarnishing the reputations of truly heroic public figures to cover their criminal asses. Why discuss facts and make cogent arguments when it's far easier to get the angry white pinheads out in hate-radio-land to froth at the mouth like Pavlovian dogs by feeding their obsessive hatred for things they don't understand and blaming evil left-wingers, gays, feminists, and anti-war peaceniks for all their troubles? Once that gang of nitwits are good and whipped up, the truth becomes irrelevant."
Fourth, promoting groupthink ". . . the robotic obedience and blind devotion of hoards of wannabe Nazis at those scary old rallies at Nuremburg. It is borne out of ethnocentrism, the universally erroneous notion that ways of life can be ranked on scales of moral superiority, and the belief in the infallibility of one's own nation, government, and all the actions taken in its name . . . the message that we're killing them (whoever 'they' may be) for their own good assuages many a troubled conscience."
Fifth, the smokescreen device, by which "the American public has been kept distracted by such nonsense as the 'runaway bride', Michael Jackson's trial, the second-by-second coverage of the Pope's death, and the latest hurricane or baseball 'scandal' . . . "
Sixth, the slippery slope argument -- "Can't legalize pot. Next thing you know, everyone's a junkie, or worse, hooked on pain pills. Can't legalize physician assisted euthanasia. Next thing you know, we'll be handing out morphine ODs to Grandma, the Crazy Guy on the Corner, and the helmet-wearing lunatic in the institution."
Snyder continues "Then there's the steepest slippery slope the regressive right has - that all progressives policies and all secular government will lead to the downfall and humiliation of the American Way Of Life. This one keeps the gullible and thoughtless nice and fearful so they won't notice what's happening right under their noses. How, by making corporations and the filthy rich pay their taxes, having national health care, feeding and housing the poor and hungry, returning religion to the privacy of homes and churches, butting out of others' affairs, supporting trade unions, and reducing our military spending the world will come to an end and America will cease to be is completely beyond me.
"But, then, I haven't been drinking my Kool-Aid."
As for LDD, I am not sure how contagious it is, but progressive Americans better not take any chances. Move to Canada before its too late!

Let's monitor the stupidity, too

So Peter Kent thinks the Toronto media are biased against the Conservatives -- The Globe and Mail: Former anchorman sees anti-Tory media bias.
Well, I wonder how he could ever have gotten this impression?
It's pretty hard to write bland stories about a federal party whose leader knows so little about Ontario that he has Niagara River flowing in the wrong direction. How could anyone write a 'balanced' story about a provincial party which describes its opponent as an "evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet"?
If journalism schools are supposed to monitor the fairness of media coverage, maybe political science departments should be monitoring the stupidity of what the media is being asked to cover.

So who's for a Culture of Emasculation?

I said in a blog comment today over at The Next Hurrah that we should try to change the terminology of "Culture of Life" to be "Culture of Emasculation".
First, because this is actually what it is -- the so-called "pro-life" people are against anyone making their own personal moral choices. They want to take our decision-making autonomy away and that is emasculating us all. Second, I would love to use the term "emasculate" because its the scariest word in the English language for all these men who are running the Christian Right and anti-choice groups. They would just hate it.
So here's a news story that proves my point -- Masculinity Challenged, Men Prefer War and SUVs. A researcher at Cornell university study did a survey of undergraduates. "Participants were randomly assigned feedback that indicated their responses were either masculine or feminine. The women had no discernable reaction to either type of feedback in a follow-up survey. But the guys' reactions were "strongly affected," [researcher Robb Willer] said today. "I found that if you made men more insecure about their masculinity, they displayed more homophobic attitudes, tended to support the Iraq war more and would be more willing to purchase an SUV over another type of vehicle," said Willer said. "There were no increases [in desire] for other types of cars." Those who had their masculinity threatened also said they felt more ashamed, guilty, upset and hostile than those whose masculinity was confirmed, he said."
So describing people who oppose choice of promoting a Culture of Emasculation might be a pretty noticeable way to shake these people up, and make them realize what they are really promoting.

Seeing the forest instead of the trees

One more comment on the Vancouver Three.
Some commenters on POGGE's good post -- Peace, order and good government, eh?: Turnabout is fair play -- as well as some of the other Emery posts around the blogosphere, as well as various editorials here and there are, in my opinion, getting all tangled up among the trees. People are arguing about how maybe Emery deserves it and whose laws were being broken anyway and how if we want the US to listen to us we have to respond to them, and how illegal is it really and maybe pot isn't so bad but after all...
Here is the forest:
For the sake of principle, morality and sovereignty, Canada should not be sending three of its own citizens, one of whom is a political leader, to spend a decade or more in a maximum security prison in the United States for breaking a law which Canada itself thinks is so trivial we cannot be bothered enforcing it.

Back to the future

Sort of pathetic, isn't it, how much things have changed in the US.
The President wants creationism taught in the schools.
The Vice-President doesn't want Congress to pass legislation banning torture of prisoners.
A US Senator talks about how the Supreme Court decision which legalized birth control was wrongly decided, because states should be able to pass whatever laws they want.
Most dangerous of all, Americans may well be on the verge of losing their right to privacy.
Today, John Roberts got nationwide publicity just because he isn't prejudiced against gay people. Is being prejudiced against some of your fellow citizens now considered a desireable trait in someone being considered for the Supreme Court? Maybe so.
But Liberal Oasis looks today at a more important qualification -- whether Roberts would overturn Supreme Court decisions giving people the right to privacy. I guess the argument against privacy goes that because their Bill of Rights doesn't specifically SAY that government should not intrude on personal decisions or private behaviour, therefore governments should be able to interfere with personal decisions any way they want -- make birth control illegal, arrest people for sodomy, prevent women from having abortions, deny people the right to die, and so on and so on.
LO writes

We already found out last week that John Roberts believes there are “judicial excesses embodied in Roe v. Wade” and that Roe is an example of “unprincipled jurisprudence.” And now we just learned that Roberts refers to the constitutional right to privacy as the “so-called ‘right to privacy’.” Everyone knows what one intends to convey when one adds the “so-called” moniker: that whatever follows “so-called” is bunk.

These guys don't want to just go back to the 60s, before abortion was legal, or back to the 50s, when beating prisoners was OK -- they want to go back to the 1920s, when birth control was illegal and or back to the 1860s, before Darwin ever postulated evolution.
Back to those good old days before that awful Civil War, when everything was just so perfect.

There's no one like Raeside

One of the things we miss about Victoria is not seeing Raeside's cartoons every day.

The Sgt Schultz Defense

To my surprise, Arianna Huffington and the Huffington Post are rapidly becoming daily 'must reads' for me. The news judgment shown in the Post articles, and Huffington's own writing, are both pretty impressive.
Here's her latest -- The New Know-Nothings:

There's an old saying that when the facts are against you, argue the law. But the Bushies have gone one better: when the facts are against them, they argue the very existence of facts. As pretty much every fact has turned against the administration in Iraq, the fallback position has increasingly become: well, who can really know anything? Everything is so complex. You've got Sunnis, you've got Shiites, you've got Kurds...the truth is...well, the truth is that we can't know the truth...so how can we be held accountable when nothing is really knowable? . . . while Rumsfeld and his chums claim that nothing concrete is really knowable, they are -- somehow -- sure that we are winning. It's just that any fact or statistic that might disprove this assertion is dismissed as invalid in a complex, postmodern world. But if you set all facts aside, you will be totally certain that we're making progress. Looking back, it's fascinating how sure they were back when they were lying about WMD. Then it was all about solid facts, and aluminum tubes, and Tenet saying "slam dunk" and Cheney saying "no doubt." But now that all that has vanished, so too, it seems, has our ability to know anything about anything. Bush claims he's going back to his ranch after his presidency, but perhaps a Distinguished Chair in Postmodernist Theory at an Ivy League university might be more appropriate. Maybe it'll happen. Who can really know?

I hadn't realized it before, but she is absolutely correct -- this Sgt Schultz "we know nothing, NOTHING" defense is the new Bush administration talking-point party line spin about Iraq.
And of course the great thing about the Sgt Schultz Defense is that you can apply it to just about everything, from Karl Rove ("who can know if a law was really broken?") to creationism ("who can know if evolution is actually the right theory?") to the Supreme Court ("who can know what cases they might be asked to decide in the future?") They may have finally found the all-purpose defense they need for all the Bush administration screw-ups.

Great line of the day

The Poorman writes a brilliant post titled In reverse, which describes Bush's attempts to turn back the clock, and concludes with Bush's recent endorsement of teaching creationism instead of actual science. Poorman says "The silver lining is that school is going to be a lot less stressful when the answer to every question on the midterm is "because it is God's will." So there is that. "

Emery support blog

I cross-posted the Vancouver Three post at Kos and commenters led me to a petition and support blog.
Marc Emery is a Political Prisoner is a petition from a Dalhousie law school graduate Jason Cherniak, who has also been on the Young Liberals executive and so may have a little more Ottawa influence than your average 20-something. At least, I hope so.
To send a message to Justice minister Irwin Cotler, go to the Justice Canada website here.
To find the address for your MP, click here.
UPDATE: From the Comments, here is the Petition

Defend the Vancouver Three

Canadian anger is going to increase.
I heard the beginning yesterday, when a local radio talk show host here expressed concern about Canadian sovereignty with the Emery case. Today, a lawyer wrote a column in the Globe also raising the sovereignty issue.
The basic question for Canadians is this: why should Canada send the Vancouver Three -- Mark Emery, Greg Williams and Michelle Rainey-Fenkarek, all Canadian citizens -- to serve at least ten years in prison in the States for a so-called crime which has not even been prosecuted here for the last 37 years? It is a betrayal of both Canadian sovereignty and Canadian citizens if the Canadian government allows this to happen.
Now, to focus on the basic question, some irrelevant arguments have to be cleared out of the way.
First, Canada cannot accept the prosecutorial fiction that they are just being extradited for a trial.
They will be found guilty because they ARE guilty. US prosecutors will have no problem proving to the satisfaction of a Seattle jury that they have been selling seeds, and I don't think jury nullification is a realistic expectation.
Second, Canada must realize that each of the Vancouver Three will serve at least a decade in a US prison, maybe twice that.
The mandatory minimum sentence for each of the two marijuana charges in the States is 10 years. A mandatory minimum sentence means the same thing in the US as it does in Canada -- neither a prosecutor nor a judge has any discretion. So there is no way that our Justice minister could accept any US prosecutor's assurance that they would not be sentenced to at least 10 years in prison, perhaps twice that.
And third, Canada must understand that this is a political prosecution.
Canoe quotes Kirk Tousaw, the Marijuana party's campaign manager, saying "Virtually all the money from the seed sales went into political activism in Canada and the U.S. That's exactly what drew the ire of the Drug Enforcement Administration. There are many seed sellers in the U.S. and Canada. You see Marc Emery being targeted because he's a political activist, the leader of a political party. It should shock the conscious of all Canadians that he would be deported to face unjust penalties in the U.S. for something that in Canada he wouldn't even get jail time for." The Globe quotes John Conroy, Emery's lawyer -- "Far from being a marijuana mogul, Mr. Conroy argued, his client is largely a political activist who lives hand to mouth . . . Mr. Conroy argued that his client has openly sold his seeds for years in Canada with no interference from authorities here. 'Here we have a situation where they turn a blind eye locally, and now they're in a position of assisting the U.S. to try to have him extradited to the U.S., where the penalties are substantially greater than here,' Mr. Conroy said."
Sending the Vancouver Three to the United States means we are sending them to prison in the US until at least 2016. This is just wrong -- I would call it, in itself, a criminal act.
If Canadian prosecutors want to charge them under our own law and see if they can be convicted here, go ahead.
If US prosecutors want to charge Americans who purchased Emery's seeds, go ahead.
But it is cowardly and immoral for Canada to send the Vancouver Three to prison in the United States.

"Canadians - have you no heart?"

Once again, it sounds like our immigration service has kept out of the country some people who need our help desperately and who would make a great contribution to the country!
Sorry, I don't mean to sound so cynical and critical, because I know Canada's immigration service does better than many other countries in the world. But still, we need to do more, and do it better. I was shocked at the cavelier approach to tragedy attributed in this story to our immigration officials.
NYT columnist Nicholas Kristof has written a two-part column: Another Face of Terror and A Pakistani Rape, and a Pakistani Love Story, the story of the rape of Dr. Shazia Khalid and her rejection by her country when she sought justice rather than killing herself. To save her life she escaped Pakistan, with her husband but without her son: "Pakistani officials put Dr. Shazia and Mr. Khalid on a plane to London, without their son. As soon as they arrived, Dr. Shazia inquired about asylum in Canada, where she has relatives and friends. But a Canadian bureaucrat rejected the asylum application on the ground that they were now safe in Britain. (Come on, Canadians - have you no heart?) Dr. Shazia and Mr. Khalid are now living in a one-room dive in a bad neighborhood in London, while applying for asylum in Britain."
Kristof concludes his column by telling his readers what they can do to help. " Since they are lonely and isolated in London, but have friends and relatives in Canada, the single thing that would help the most is if Canada reconsidered its refusal to grant them asylum. You can suggest that by writing to Joseph Volpe, Minister of Citizenship and Immigration, Ottawa, Ontario K1A 1L1, Canada. You can send e-mail to Minister@cic.gc.ca. If Canada gives Dr. Shazia asylum, this love story can still end well; otherwise, I'm afraid it'll be one more tragedy."
We should open our doors to this woman and her family.

Using chemical weapons in Iraq

POGGE has linked to this story -- Blacklist bootlick: Feds' barring of Iraqi doc speaking on Fallujah massacre has made-In-USA feel -- noting that Canada refused to give this doctor a visa, perhaps because he is critical of the War in Iraq.
I wanted to focus on a different aspect. The story says that "Though [Iraqi doctor Salam Ismael] can't prove it, he believes many of the injuries he saw were consistent with an attack with chemical weapons."
I pulled together evidence from several news stories and photo websites on this question. The US confirmed in August, 2003 that they were using an upgraded version of napalm against military positions during the Iraq invasion. And if you can bring yourself to do it, look at the horrific photos on this website showing unidentified victims in Falluja, whose photos were taken apparently so that they might be identified. I don't know who could identify even their own child from photos like these, where bodies are blackened, flesh burned away, limbs missing, faces obliterated -- some of these bodies do look like chemical warfare victims. If everyone left in Fallujah last November was considered to be an insurgent, then I guess it would have been possible for the military to consider all of Fallujah as a military target where chemical warfare is apparently permitted under their rules of engagement.

Bolton the Boor's first slapdown, UN style

The words of UN diplomacy are quietly spoken, subtle, and quite lethal.
Kofi Annan, as quoted in the AP story Bush names Bolton to UN, has already slapped Bolton down in just 32 polite words.
The story says "UN Secretary General Kofi Annan welcomed Bolton's appointment and steered clear of the controversy over whether Bolton would be weakened by the recess appointment. 'We look forward to working with him as I do with the other 190 ambassadors, and we will welcome him at a time when we are in the midst of major reform,' Annan said."
Yeah. Here's the actual message from Annan to Bolton:

Listen up, fella. You may think you are going to bluster and bombast your way into the UN and start telling everyone what to do. Think again, Einstein. You are just one of our 190 members, and ajunior one at that, and don't you forget it. Don't you start thinking that you are more important than anyone else. And as for that "UN reform" you think you will be in charge of, forget it -- we're already doing it, and we don't need any of your bullying. Running down the hall screaming isn't going to faze us, buddy.

I thought it was unlikely that either Bolton the Boor or his rabid supporters would even realize they have just been insulted and marginalized. But I note that a different AP story shows the reporters understood Annan's words quite clearly -- Annan: Bolton Must Cooperate with Envoys.

And another great line

Here's another great line this week, in James Wolcott's Let the Recriminations Begin. Discussing Pat Buchanan's piece about how the US is pulling out of Iraq, Wolcott describes the piece this way: "Buchanan, hearing the bustle of mice scurrying at the Pentagon, [says] we're moonwalking to the exits."