Turned out to be pretty good advice.Aliens: “Take us to your leader.”
— Jesse Lifson (@DoYouEvenLif) September 12, 2020
Me: “I would wait.”
"Do not go gentle into that good night. Blog, blog against the dying of the light"
Monday, November 23, 2020
The tweet of the year
Monday, November 16, 2020
Funny stuff
You know how when you're going through an intersection and someone runs the red but luckily they just click your bumper on the way past, and you are shaken but OK and you just drive on?
— Cathie from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ณ️๐ (@CathieCanada) November 8, 2020
That's how I feel about Trump's defeat.
America has avoided fascism by the merest click.
Everyone needs to chill out please. They still have to count all of Hunter Biden’s laptops, Greenland, the lost city of Antifa and the hidden suburbs behind the revolving ObamaGate.
— Jesse Lifson (@DoYouEvenLif) November 13, 2020
Johnny Cash spent decades trying to warn us about this. https://t.co/EkqJhSUqdq
— Steve Reilly (@BySteveReilly) November 11, 2020
From the 'Crap wildlife photography' group on Facebook #womensart pic.twitter.com/pxMUG35LJT
— #WOMENSART (@womensart1) November 11, 2020
When you see your ex and try to play it cool.
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 15, 2020
๐น: Imgur user anlyin pic.twitter.com/PSyXsmPZX3
Ever since the owners got this trampoline, the dog spends more time on it than the kids
— ༺❆แ Martin ๐ณ️๐ แ❆༻ Party time๐ท (@KlatuBaradaNiko) November 10, 2020
(viralhog) pic.twitter.com/ToBhFJM2ET
Obstacle course skills... pic.twitter.com/modMjqwTqK
— Rex Chapman๐๐ผ (@RexChapman) November 9, 2020
This good boy thinks the guys throwing darts on the TV are playing fetch with him... pic.twitter.com/tcLNrKpn0Q
— Rex Chapman๐๐ผ (@RexChapman) November 15, 2020
Saturday, November 07, 2020
Oh happy day
HEY, NEIGHBOUR
— Brittlestar (@brittlestar) November 7, 2020
✌️❤️๐จ๐ฆ๐บ๐ธ pic.twitter.com/9niMTfDPi8
#BestEpisode_EVER pic.twitter.com/n7oJx9BrhE
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) November 7, 2020
You may want to mute this account for a while because I feel I may have to individually insult every member of the outgoing administration in crude and personal ways
— Hari Kunzru (@harikunzru) November 7, 2020
I drew this thinking of Georgia and Arizona. #Election2020 #TrumpIsLosing #TrumpMeltdown pic.twitter.com/5zBKjyDHwk
— Michael de Adder (@deAdder) November 7, 2020
People were ecstatic when Obama won too, but the energy was really different. That was like we were all on the cusp of a bright new future. This is more like we just beat the Nazis.
— Jan in the Pan (@mswhatsit) November 8, 2020
No joke: I’m in rural Mexico and cheers just erupted throughout the town
— Justin C. Cohen (@juscohen) November 7, 2020
And finally, this:From church bells in Paris to fireworks in London, Europe & beyond, America's allies across the world are celebrating Donald Trump's defeat and the election of President Biden and VP Harris! ❤️๐๐พ pic.twitter.com/SYtIEgLTQ8
— Minh Ngo (@minhtngo) November 7, 2020
Reminder: Hillary Clinton gets to cast one of the electoral votes that throws him out of office. ๐https://t.co/yPlwzCgaJU
— Dennis Mersereau (@wxdam) November 7, 2020
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Of course its a matter of confidence
The Tories had initially billed the committee as one focused on “anti-corruption” in the context of probing the WE deal and other potentially questionable agreements.While the Liberals say they agree a special pandemic spending committee could be set up, they argue the Conservative approach is overtly partisan and would just tie the government in knots.Rodriguez has said giving the committee a specific “anti-corruption” focus implies an inherent lack of confidence in the government and that any vote in favour of probing government corruption would have to be interpreted as a lack of confidence in the government.
#IStandWithTrudeau
— Nancy ๐จ๐ฆ #WearAMask ๐♀️2m/6ft๐♂️ ๐งผ๐ (@CanuckTraveler) October 20, 2020
Time to put up or shut up O'Toole, Blanchet & Singh.
There is no misuse of funds & there are no scandals.
Opposition parties are playing cheap politics. Disgusting during a pandemic. https://t.co/pt9fpacAzm
Bring on an election. His wish will come true. After O'Toole loses then you can try to become CPC leader. Then you can lose. Its will be fun
— Brian C ๐จ๐ฆ ๐️ (@CarletonPlace) October 20, 2020
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
Thankful
Well, as a matter of fact I DO know what to do with a pencil and a cassette tape.This is the best public health messaging I’ve seen all year. #Covid19 pic.twitter.com/Oc5iMMJVx8
— Gerald Butts ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐๐งผ๐ค (@gmbutts) October 9, 2020
And of course, it wouldn't be a blog post without something relating to the US election:Some pure joy to brighten your day!
— Ryan Hodgson (@Ryanintheus) October 12, 2020
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— Michael ๐จ๐ฆ King (@canada__6) October 8, 2020
Was driving on Zero Avenue in Langley, British Columbia today which runs right on the US/Canadian border. There was a US border agent on the US side staring at us. Then a Canadian guy yelled at him, "What are you doing there, blocking Americans from leaving?"
— ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก (@essenviews) October 9, 2020
I guess one of the things I am most thankful for is that I live in Canada.Thank you @brittlestar !๐๐บ๐ธ๐จ๐ฆ https://t.co/145hjOM1Cg
— Rex Chapman๐๐ผ (@RexChapman) October 5, 2020
Monday, October 05, 2020
just look on the sunny side of life
You have to be creative to stay in business during a pandemic. pic.twitter.com/cKmA1xXxrT
— You Had One Job! (@_youhadonejob1) October 5, 2020
Lincolnshire Wildlife Park has recently been forced to remove five African grey parrots from the main park after they started to tell visitors to "fuck off".
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) October 4, 2020
Friday, September 25, 2020
An Outstanding UN Speech from Trudeau
Here are some excerpts of what he said:Other people have posted, but ICYMI
— G Godwin (@gill_godwin) September 26, 2020
10 minutes worth watching.
Headline Politics: PM Trudeau Addresses UN General Assembly – September 25, 2020 | CPAChttps://t.co/M4CO0c9qX0
The CBC coverage of the speech also noted that Trudeau did call out Russia, China and Iran for their hostile actions over the last year, without naming names. Over at the Globe and Mail, Bob Fife grudgingly admited that it is difficult for Canada to initiate sanctions on its own toward China over issues like Hong Kong and the Muslim Uyghurs while Canadians remain imprisoned in China.“The world is in crisis, and not just because of the last few months. Not just because of COVID-19. But because of the last few decades. And because of us”, he said in a pre-recorded speech for the gathering.Mr. Trudeau recalled that following war and economic collapse, previous generations established the UN, and international finance organizations in the mid-20th century, such as the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank, thus laying the foundations for a rules-based international order and shared global prosperity.“Today, all those institutions no longer serve us well enough on what they were designed for – defending multilateralism and international law, protecting human rights and open markets”, he said. “That is what the crisis of COVID-19 has shown, beyond a shadow of a doubt. That things have to change. And not just on the world stage – but at home, too.”Mr. Trudeau said governments do not do enough for their vulnerable citizens, such as the elderly and the homeless. Theyalso are not going far enough to eliminate systemic injustice, be it racism, homophobia or sexism.“In the difficulties of our citizens, we can see reflected the failure of the institutions of our world”, he saidAlthough COVID-19 has pushed many countries to the brink, and generated a humanitarian crisis, Mr. Trudeau warned of the greater threat of climate change. He called for “a new way of thinking” on climate, inequality and health. “Too often, concerted action is blocked – the needs of our citizens are denied – as a result of gridlock at decision-making bodies”, he charged.“And why? Because there are few consequences for countries that ignore international rules. For regimes that think might makes right. Few consequences for places where opposition figures are being poisoned while cyber tools and disinformation are being used to destabilize democracies.“Few consequences when innocent citizens are arbitrarily detained and fundamental freedoms are repressed. When a plane of civilians is shot from the sky. When women’s rights are not treated as human rights. When no one has any rights at all.”Prime Minister Trudeau urged countries to use the present moment to shift course and work together to achieve a better future for all people. “We must understand our opportunities and our responsibilities to take real action, together. To protect each other, to support each other”, he said.“If we meet this moment, if we rise to this challenge, I know that, like our grandparents did 70 years ago, we will lay the foundations of a better world.”
But enough about solving the world's problems.Justin Trudeau United Nations Address- "Those who only think of themselves, exacerbate the crisis."#CPC
— kris meloche (@krismeloche) September 25, 2020
— Trump Cult Members Are Blocked (@donniestubbs) September 26, 2020
Saturday, September 19, 2020
Farewell to the United States
The influence of American politics on Canada holds us back terribly.
— J.J. Whelan - ๐ ๐ (@jimjameswhelan) September 19, 2020
Their country is awful and constantly comparing ourselves to them breeds mediocrity and apathy.
America is a big, flashing, neon lit cautionary sign right now and yet so many Canadians seem determined to ignore the lessons and make the same mistakes.
— Anne with an "e" (@mrsmaris) September 19, 2020
Friday, September 11, 2020
Voting for delusion
It's often said that Trump's approach to everything is "transactional." I think Trump's approach to reality is transactional. The truth is the truth when it serves his purposes. In those moments, Trump believes in reality. But in other moments, not only does he walk out to a podium and contradict reality, he does so without necessarily believing that he's lying. As I've said in the past, Trump doesn't believe in truth. There are (as we see them) facts, lies, and true and false interpretations of reality, but to Trump they're all equally valid. He'll use any of them to shape reality, and he'll believe whatever he's saying at the time, even if it contradicts what he said six hours ago. In part this is because, as Yastreblyansky says, he believes in the Power of Positive Thinking and therefore thinks confidence can shape reality. In part it's because it's important to him to be his audience's daddy, someone who dominates us the way his father dominated him.
I hear from friends in Oregon that, per local media, some claims 'antifa is starting forest fires' have been traced to magabros hearing 'blm' on radio scanners and not realizing it means Bureau of Land Management
— David Burbach (@dburbach) September 11, 2020
Anyone else make this mistake recently? ๐ณ#climatechange #wildfires #apocalypse2020 #motordumb #yycbike pic.twitter.com/Gn1TljmSgu
— REWORKS (@ReWorksYYC) September 12, 2020
Apparently AP style now says you can use “less” even when “fewer” is correct and so 2020 continues to plumb new depths.
— Jonathan Gitlin (@drgitlin) September 11, 2020
Sunday, September 06, 2020
Dumkirk
Over the weekend, five boats sank at an event put on by Trump supporters near Austin, Texas. The traffic created choppy waters that submerged several boats. https://t.co/BUX5nDp1sK
— NPR (@NPR) September 7, 2020
This is the worst defeat the Confederacy has suffered in 155 years. https://t.co/VrpmNB0Zxq
— Charlotte Clymer ๐ณ️๐ (@cmclymer) September 6, 2020
— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) September 7, 2020
“Cascading failure through unintended consequences is a perfect metaphor for the Trump presidency.” https://t.co/9NuEzs8tjW
— Jacqueline Keeler (@jfkeeler) September 6, 2020
Boater fraud? https://t.co/yJZXlZGWkF
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) September 6, 2020
The new Trump ad needs work.#Dumkirk #TrumpBoatParade #BoatersForTrump #LakeTravis #BoatParade #sink #Texas #MAGA #laketravisboatparade #MAGAts pic.twitter.com/cWMlHiDGyZ
— John รg (@johnogpdx) September 6, 2020
FUNNY ALERT
— CeCeResistance (@gumboqueen3030) September 6, 2020
DEVONS ( MY SON) DAD IS MAGA , HE TOLD DEVON TO START GOFUNDME FOR SURGERY , HE'D HELP , HE DIDNT !!!
WELL .. YESTERDAY , HIS FECKING BOAT SANK IN LAKE TRAVIS ! ๐คญ๐คญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
TALK ABOUT GOOD KARMA
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!
I have never loved a picture more. pic.twitter.com/hrcZsuUJM6
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) September 7, 2020
Sunday, August 30, 2020
End of August Doldrums
and thisSome things you need to stand back and just watch. Bald eagle ๐ฆ being released back into the wild. ๐คฉ pic.twitter.com/HgziUJ2Dbo
— Jim Osman (@EdgeCGroup) August 8, 2020
Now I feel better.I'm melting seeing them. pic.twitter.com/JlJ5IeccLX
— Life on Earth (@planetpng) August 22, 2020
Saturday, August 22, 2020
We've got a goddamn plan!
At Routine Proceedings, Dale Smith writes:The most bonkers part about this story isn’t the content itself (though it’s a legit thing). It’s that very few people could have provided the info. And the fact that they chose to, which burns (if indirectly) the PMO, is kinda ... wow.
— Matt Gurney (@mattgurney) August 21, 2020
Someone is not happy with the boss. https://t.co/NVTk3eHOdo
For the past two weeks, as the leaks about Bill Morneau started coming out in advance of his departure, we also saw a number of warnings over social media about Liberals being their own worst enemies and that now was really not a good time for a civil war within the party. The fact that there were anonymous leaks to both VICE and the National Post about this incident shows that someone is suddenly awfully keen to talk, hoping to possibly embarrass PMO in some way, and considering that the leakers are showing how virtuous they were in standing up to Silver might make one assume that those leakers are loyalists of Morneau who are trying to, if not burnish his reputation, then certainly tarnish his detractors. I do wonder if this is a limited screw-you to Trudeau, because I haven’t yet seen camps loyal to Chrystia Freeland and Franรงois-Philippe Champagne forming and trying to oust Trudeau so that one of them can take over just yet. That said, this year has proven to be full of surprises, so we’ll see.
The next thing Freeland will do is get to work on Trudeau's grand plan for Canada. I do believe there is an untold and unnoticed (by the WE-obsessed Canadian media) story of the Moreau resignation: Trudeau intends to use the COVID crisis to greatly improve Canada's social welfare system. Moreau wouldn't do it, but Freeland will.Global News reporter David Akin asks Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland why she hasn't tabled a budget yet
— G.T. Lem (@gtlem) August 20, 2020
I mean she has been Finance Minister for
48 Hours!
Plenty of time according to Akin #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/rEqbEm2LLH
A winning message from @JustinTrudeau . If the opposition parties want to force an election this fall, this is the Liberal plan they will be objecting to. https://t.co/RTckSWqjIL
— Cathie from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ณ️๐ (@CathieCanada) August 22, 2020
Friday, August 14, 2020
More funny stuff
I ate a box of Thin Mints, didn't get thinner. I don't think they work ๐ก
— Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20) August 12, 2020
Tucker Carlson thinks it’s cool to mispronounce Kamala Harris’s name.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) August 12, 2020
Hmmm. What sounds like “Tucker”?
Check me out guest hosting @JimmyKimmelLive tonight ๐คฏ pic.twitter.com/4vVsbT579x
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) August 12, 2020
A priest, a minster, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 6, 2020
If you voted for trump because "he's not a politician", then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.
— Mo Bella๐ ๐ ๐ ๐#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica (@Mocraig13) August 6, 2020
Feeding 10 dogs at once is like going through Game of Thones every single day with the plots and betrayals and double-crosses and backbiting and frontbiting and dominance and submission and a finale that feels rushed and leaves everyone dissatisfied.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) August 5, 2020
They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
— mitch hedberg (@mitchhedbot) July 31, 2020
— Scrappy McBuckyball (@ScrotieMcB) August 14, 2020
Saturday, August 08, 2020
School Daze
From Reddit: pic.twitter.com/QNLRl937V8
— Cathie from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ณ️๐ (@CathieCanada) August 6, 2020
I don't have any children or grandchildren in school these days, and thank heavens for small mercies.Oh dear, I think we're in trouble now.
— Cathie from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ณ️๐ (@CathieCanada) August 5, 2020
The Sask school plan is based on wishful thinking - it imagines that COVID is symptomatic, that students with symptoms can just stay home or go home, and that nobody else (teachers, parents, staff) will get sick.https://t.co/lh4Je7b64F
I think this mom has it right:One thing that really impresses me about Saskatchewan is how consistently we've been able to come up with the worst plan in Canada on a broad range of policies, from suicide prevention to school reopening. Truly inspirational.
— glengarry glen busey (@birlios) August 5, 2020
The School Safe "plan" in Saskatchewan is based on wishful thinking:After a lot of conversations & thinking, we have decided the safest thing we can do for our son is keep him home in Sept. He will be learning via the CBE online hub. I will have to give up my job as they require me back in person as of Sept, but I know this is the right choice.
— Lucy ๐จ๐ฆ (@TheBlueGem3) August 7, 2020
Parents aren't happy:What I don't understand is why employers in the business sector are not demanding a better plan for schools. If their employees cannot be at work because they have to stay home with their kids, won't that cause the economy to shut down again? #skpoli #sasked #covid19sk https://t.co/VOy9q6bhEc
— Maren Beaton (@maren_beaton) August 7, 2020
Neither are doctors:What I am curious on (if it’s been mentioned anywhere, let me know) is what happens if one staff or kid tests positive? Is every single person in school that has come into contact with that one positive case going to be sent for testing and isolation till test results come back?
— Bort (@Kfb28) August 7, 2020
I am concerned that the Sask Party seems to be reducing the whole School debate to a discussion of whether or not to make masks mandatory, while the Sask Medical Association is asking for a much broader look at school problems:Saskatchewan's doctors press for safer return-to-school plan - Premier Moe says he's open to changes: https://t.co/dHuAVThnNO @SMA_docs @keepskkidssafe @GordWyant Dr. Shahab @SaskHealth @CBCSask
— Dennis Kendel (@DennisKendel) August 8, 2020
[SMA says]“Closed spaces with poor ventilation, crowded spaces with many people, and close-contact settings with close-range conversations are not uncommon in schools and these realities need to be front and centre in back to school plans.” Education Minister Gord Wyant said Friday that, in response to the association’s concerns and recommendations from the Public Health Agency of Canada, the province is looking at making masks mandatory.
I spent my evening sobbing in the park with my husband and mother-in-law about how it will now be unsafe to see our families as soon as schools reopen.
— Amy (Lawson) Empringham (@lawsonames) August 5, 2020
There is no plan.
Our province has failed.
Saturday, August 01, 2020
August funny
My son is wearing a MAGMA cap and a Vote Trump 2020 button. He’s been spat on, punched and verbally abused. I hate to think what will happen when he leaves the house.
— Humanist. (@kennuck) August 1, 2020
I sunburn easily. https://t.co/k9APKRxFn9
— Brent Butt (@BrentButt) August 2, 2020
Republican politician Louie Gohmert, who claims to have caught COVID-19 from wearing a mask, is now claiming he got pregnant after several people told him to go fuck himself.
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) July 30, 2020
If you are not wearing a mask because you are afraid your brain won't get enough oxygen, I'm sorry to tell you, that ship has sailed.
— Chip Franklin (@chipfranklin) July 29, 2020
"Jesus Christ, what's Trump done NOW?" https://t.co/5ZhOGjnKWr
— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) July 24, 2020
#MeanwhileInCanada pic.twitter.com/tY1gFbE1f6
— Meanwhile in Canada (@MeanwhileinCana) July 30, 2020