"GARGLE MY BALLS!" will be my new battle cry. https://t.co/gkuezCaBtP
— Qiilu (@Qiilu1) January 29, 2025
"Gargle my balls" is the revolutionary slogan this country needs.
— Pete Kotz (@petekotz.bsky.social) January 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The correct reply is “gargle my balls”
— BeardlessMountainMan (@capnrickysully.bsky.social) January 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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People with eyes: "Elon Musk make a Nazi salute." Historians who have studied the rise of fascism: "Elon Musk made a Nazi salute." Mainstream Media: "Elon Musk made a heartfelt gesture that was misconstrued as a Nazi salute."
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) January 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I would be more inclined to give Elon the benefit of the doubt over the Sieg Heil salute if he hadn't just endorsed the closest thing Germany has today to the Nazi party
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) January 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Countries by Human Development Index if Human Development Index was determined by the number of wild penguins pic.twitter.com/lxuBoOGgBJ
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) January 18, 2025
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Well the great thing about moving Trump’s inauguration to the rotunda is that all of his supporters already know how to get there pic.twitter.com/yjSPBcUJly
— Doug Landry (@dougblandry) January 17, 2025
So Trump doesn't like the cold and thinks he can intimidate Canada and Greenland? 🤣
— Roddy 🇨🇦 (@RodKahx) January 17, 2025
I’m with you, Stephano. I can’t help but think JT knew this all was going to happen this way.
— BKBelton (@bk_belton) January 14, 2025
Every little thing is gonna be alright!🎶🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/MCmewPzPV1
In the race to become the next PM - and maybe the next one after that - Mark Carney and Pierre Poilievre did interviews in their respective safest places. That Carney chose Jon Stewart and Poilievre chose Jordan Peterson tells you almost everything you need to know www.thestar.com/politics/pol...
— Bruce Arthur (@brucearthur.bsky.social) January 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Here's a fascinating story:Poilievre and the CPC have scheduled an all-hands working retreat this weekend to come up with nicknames for Mark Carney. Marxist Mark and Communist Carney are already being focus grouped with select groups of Grade 5 students.
— Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions (@mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social) January 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
2018 article regarding 2008 crash and Mark Carney's rescue efforts. #MarkCarney2025 www.independent.ie/business/the...
— Jodie Turner (@jodieturner.bsky.social) January 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Liberal race firms upSome big names are out, but the two biggest names are still in....Most of the news this past week came from potential candidates who have withdrawn their names from consideration. Arguably none of them were in the top tier that consists solely of Chrystia Freeland and Mark Carney, but some of them were just below that tier — candidates who had a real shot if one of the two frontrunners declined to run or flamed out on the (short) campaign trail.... A second tier made up of Joly, Anand and/or Clark would have added an interesting dynamic to the contest and given party members some viable alternatives to the top two.The decisions of François-Philippe Champagne and Steven MacKinnon not to run, combined with Joly’s, mean there will be no significant candidate from Quebec. It’ll be the first time that a contested Liberal leadership race hasn’t had a candidate either born in or representing a riding in Quebec among the top finishers since 1958.It also means that there will be a bit of a gap between the frontrunning candidates and the rest of the field — at least at first...
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#cdnpoli #LiberalLeadershipRace
— timethief 🇨🇦 progressive ABC strategic voter (@timethief) January 14, 2025
The fact Mark Carney has never held an elected position doesn't deter my support for his run for the Liberal leadership. Mark Carney, who has been former Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland's @cafreeland advisor has exactly the kind of skills… pic.twitter.com/Y4YA6JVJwk
Canadians will never give up the best country in the world to join the U.S....To Donald Trump, from one old guy to another: Give your head a shake! What could make you think that Canadians would ever give up the best country in the world – and make no mistake, that is what we are – to join the United States?I can tell you Canadians prize our independence. We love our country. We have built something here that is the envy of the world – when it comes to compassion, understanding, tolerance and finding a way for people of different backgrounds and faiths to live together in harmony.We’ve also built a strong social safety net – especially with public health care – that we are very proud of. It’s not perfect, but it’s based on the principle that the most vulnerable among us should be protected.This may not be the “American Way” or “the Trump Way.” But it is the reality I have witnessed and lived my whole long life.If you think that threatening and insulting us is going to win us over, you really don’t know a thing about us. You don’t know that when it came to fighting in two world wars for freedom, we signed up – both times – years before your country did. We fought and we sacrificed well beyond our numbers.We also had the guts to say no to your country when it tried to drag us into a completely unjustified and destabilizing war in Iraq.We built a nation across the most rugged, challenging geography imaginable. And we did it against the odds.We may look easy-going. Mild-mannered. But make no mistake, we have spine and toughness....Mr. Trump has accomplished one thing: He has unified Canadians more than we have been ever before! All leaders across our country have united in resolve to defend Canadian interests....The current and future generations of political leaders should remember they are not each other’s enemies – they are opponents. Nobody ever loved the cut-and-thrust of politics more than me, but I always understood that each of us was trying to make a positive contribution to make our community or country a better place.That spirit is more important now than ever, as we address this new challenge. Our leaders should keep that in mind.I am 91 today and blessed with good health. I am ready at the ramparts to help defend the independence of our country as I have done all my life.Vive le Canada!
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These numbers blow my mind: Population of LA County: 9.33M Population of California: 38.97M Population of the US: 334.9M 1 out of every 36 people in the US lives in Los Angeles County. There are 22 US states with populations smaller than LA County. These fires affect all those people.
— Peggy K (@peggyk.bsky.social) January 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
...we watched the TV until it was too overwhelming, at which point we’d…continue to watch it. If there was a fire in Griffith Park, the news might tell us faster than the alerts and we needed to know. Our family in the Palisades had no report on their house yet but they were starting to get the first reports of what had already been lost throughout the community. They had been happy there.In less than a day, nearly every touchpoint had been decimated.I thought about Hawaii, about North Carolina; I thought about how there is not a place on earth where humans have lived where the lesson of how easily peace of mind can be taken from you has not been learned.The sun blazed orange against the black sky.At two, my friend who lived in Altadena texted me:It’s gone.Quickly, I called her.The kids were safe but the house and everything in it – her writing, her husband’s work, irreplaceable family keepsakes, the piano they’d had since before they were married – was obliterated. I had read the word “Keening” often enough and I sort of understood what that was, but I was wrong. To keen is to have the grief and the horror pulled from you, its claws dragging and scarring you every inch of the way and then you breathe in, and the tearing begins again. My friend was being torn apart alive, again and again. Her grief rose upwards and joined the blackness of the sky. I said nothing, because there was nothing to say. ...
It’s Time for Canada to Get the Bomb (Not Really)Threats against Canadian sovereignty from the incoming Trump administration should, however, focus the national mind on a plan for managing...whatever it is we're facing....Donald Trump is threatening to annex Canada with “economic force.” At a press conference earlier this week he said he wouldn’t use military force — what a relief! No, he’d stick to the economic tools in his toolbox as he takes aim at the border, which he called an arbitrary line. (I didn’t have Trump becoming an open-border activist on my 2025 Bingo card, but here we are.)Politicians in Canada came out to say no way to Trump’s proposition-threat. Justin Trudeau, Pierre Poilievre, Doug Ford, Mélanie Joly, etc., etc., etc. Their statements are all variations on a theme: Canada is a sovereign state and will remain so. And that’s mostly and probably true.Probably...
...It’s time to surface assumptions, unspoken anxieties, worst-case scenarios and taboos about Canada’s relationship with the US and place in the world, and then debate them in plain view. Who do we want to be and what do we want to protect? With whom do we wish to do business and to what extent? How many baskets should we arrange for our eggs? Is this country worth defending and, if so, why, how, and to what extent and consequence?If we can’t come up with answers to these questions, then that will be an answer in and of itself. But I think we can and should come up with answers — and we don’t even need the bomb to do so.
All clear now? Whatever the end game may be, this country is under attack. By our neighbours.
— Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 (@acoyne) January 7, 2025
The basic assumption of Canadian history, that we would always have a stable, democratic ally to our south, is over. They are not stable, not likely to remain democratic for much…
When I saw this Trudeau tweet just now, I couldn't believe it.Dark Justin is here! https://t.co/2FxRuJ5HAw
— Cathie from Canada 🇨🇦 ✍🏻😷🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@CathieCanada) January 7, 2025
Canada will never be the 51st state. Period.
— Pierre Poilievre (@PierrePoilievre) January 7, 2025
We are a great and independent country.
We are the best friend to the U.S. We spent billions of dollars and hundreds of lives helping Americans retaliate against Al-Qaeda’s 9/11 attacks. We supply the U.S. with billions of dollars of…
Because this is serious, I thinkI would appreciate that anyone who is or hopes to be Prime Minister would find time in their busy schedule today to speak or post a rabid defense of Canadian sovereignty against the suddenly intensified threat to our independence.
— Courtney Theriault (@cspotweet) January 7, 2025
"There isn't a snowball's chance in hell Canada would become a part of the United States." (Prime Minister Trudeau) Believe me: the main, but unspoken, reason behind Trump's threats to Canada is he wants its Water, a key natural resource of our's, essential for our future, but lacking in the U.S..
— westcoastlouisa.bsky.social (@westcoastlouisa.bsky.social) January 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
But Ed hasn't recognized yet that authoritarians like Trump never respect any limitations, including whatever a bunch of Democrats in Congress might not want to happen.Laura, Laura, Laura...I respect your honest, clear-headed opinions...but Presidents can't just annex another country. That takes an act of Congress and they won't rubber-stamp it. We all knew #Trump was going to say batshit crazy things, why are we panicking when he does it?
— Ed the Sock (@EdtheSock) January 7, 2025
