Next time, dogs own people.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 19, 2021
Some say vaccine mandates don't work.— Naheed Dosani (@NaheedD) October 21, 2021
But...Health workers who don't believe in science are leaving healthcare...And...Police officers who don't care about public safety are leaving policing.
Sounds like vaccine mandates work just fine. 👌🏾
It's getting disrespectful how long it takes for me to scroll to my birth year— Trey (@treydayway) October 16, 2021
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.”— Kate Wright 🧡 (@KatezRight) October 4, 2021
Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
“Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s almost never for them.” - Norm MacDonald.— Cannabis Farmer: Jim Belushi (@JimBelushi) September 15, 2021
Little yellow fish gets so excited whenever he sees this diver — watch him surprise her with a gift 💛 pic.twitter.com/nEByULlfRL— The Dodo (@dodo) October 24, 2021
Giant rescue horse finally gets to relax after working 20 years straight — and when the vet prescribes beer every day, he LOVES it 🍻 pic.twitter.com/U5D4Cm0cRd— The Dodo (@dodo) October 24, 2021
this dog owner spent $400 to find out why his dog was limping only to learn he was copying him out of sympathy— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) October 15, 2021
(jukin media) pic.twitter.com/lmhmtZu908
They did the mash. Thank you to giant pumpkin growers Larry Nelson and Jacob Baldridge for the gourd time! pic.twitter.com/cuNtwafIA0— Oregoth Boo (@OregonZoo) October 14, 2021