
2. The Reflecting Pool was just another pointless busy-work project. Nobody knew or cared anything about that pool three months ago. It wasn't much of a problem either. National Parks just needed to clean out its annual accumulation of debris and it would have been good to go. But White House staff started filling Trump's ears with lies about the awful state the pool was in, how Obama had ruined it, how Biden had ignored it, only you can fix it sir... and when Trump demurred that he didn't really care much about the pool, his staff talked up how big it is, its really really big sir, its lots bigger than the Empire State Building really!!!
3. So Trump jumped into it, made it an emergency, didn't bother with research, didn't consult anybody about its history or previous maintenance issues, just hired "some pool guy" to paint the pool blue for July 4. Easy peasey!
4. Result: another Trump disaster. #ETTD Everything Trump Touches Dies. Resurfacing a granite pool base 15 blocks long and a block wide is a lot bigger project than just paving a garden and buying some new tables and chairs. And pool paints aren't all the same. And algae prevention/ drainage technology isn't simple either. So instead of looking beautiful and pristine, the pool is now ruined. So now Trump has had to hire a "pool cleaner guy" to fix it. But really, nobody can repair it now unless it is drained, scraped, cleaned off and refilled; that ain't gonna happen in two weeks before July 4.
Or blame Antifa.
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The extent of Trump's destruction of Washington, D.C., is truly stunning. It's the ultimate metaphor. The algae-infested Reflecting Pool. The destroyed grass from the UFC event. The bulldozed East Wing grounds. "86 47" etched into the lawn near the Reflecting Pool. REUTERS/Aaron Schwartz
— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) June 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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In her substack Super-Probably Relevant Content, Susan Campbell writes
...I am petty and so the angry, bitter part of me is enjoying this KeysTonE KopS approach to the problem, with all of Trump’s bombastic bragging that he will Fix It (just like he “fixed” Iran, eh?). Sadly, this isn’t really all that funny because the mess around the reflecting pool is a metaphor for this administration’s style of leadership. (Did everyone read that the president was recently discovered using Super Glue to affix more fake gold crap in the Oval Office. Who does that?)
So here is the Trumpian Way: See a problem. Paint over the problem, half-ass a solution, or lie and say the problem doesn’t exist, but absolutely do not address the problem.
Keep lying.
Lie some more.
Super Glue some glitter onto the turd and call it a diamond. Eventually, the public will learn to live with both the sparkly turd and the sludge in the pool.
Clips are going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened.
— Headquarters (@headquartersnews.bsky.social) June 18, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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I'm no biologist, but this thread from a real one makes sense to me:They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social
— Phil Yabut (@philliefan99.bsky.social) June 19, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Here is the solution to the reflecting pool algae problem π§΅ In the meantime, don't drink that water.
— Cathie from Canadaπ (@cathiecanada.bsky.social) June 18, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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The newest meme
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right
— Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 π (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) June 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.
— Sean T. Collins (@seantcollins.com) June 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.
— Beaver Bones Robertson (@darickr.bsky.social) June 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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at the reflecting pool and guys this doesn't look right
— Don[ny]ovan (@dgschell.bsky.social) June 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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at the reflecting pool and guys this doesn't look right
— Ayce (@flyincasual.bsky.social) June 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.
— Beaver Bones Robertson (@darickr.bsky.social) June 18, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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Here is what it all looks like now. At least they painted over the "8647" marking on the lawn.
Oops, no - I guess that didn't work out eitherHow much did the #UFC event impact the Ellipse? This was the view of the Reflecting Pool, the National Mall, and the Ellipse this morning... He can't do ANYTHING right. He fucked it all up.
— Ms. Lamat Lisle (@lamatlisle.bsky.social) June 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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So, they tried to paint over the numbers and it seems to be even more readable. Whoever did this definitely has earned several free cold drink from someone. #8647
— Dan L. Berlyoung πΊπ¦π³️ππΊπΈ (@1dan.bsky.social) June 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Meanwhile, in Chicago...
The Barack Obama reflecting pool.
— Bill Leibenguth (@bill-leibenguth.bsky.social) June 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Finally because the Reflecting Pool is such a great visual story, cartoonists are having a lot of fun with it.
At the top of this post is Ann Telnaes' cartoon of Trump as a bottom-feeder in the pool.




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