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The week the universe changed

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
- Eden Phillpotts

James Burke coined the term the day the universe changed as a catchphrase for his TV series on scientific progress.
But last week, our universe actually did change -- or at least, what we could see of it.
Astronomers saw the dark matter linking galaxies the day after physicists thought they had found the Higgs Bosun particle


And for the first time ever physicists last week also photographed the shadow of an atom.

Hot day in July

In the first five days of July more than 1,200 heat records in the United States were broken or tied.
And that doesn't even include the hot air expected at Del Mastro's meeting with Elections Canada.

Liberals, clean up this mess

The federal Liberals had better do something quick to clean up the mess from these leadership race debts of Martha Hall Findlay, Hedy Fry, Joe Volpe and Ken Dryden.  Or else the whole party will look like a bunch of deadbeats who can't handle money.
And how ridiculous is it that Hall Findlay -- knocked out after the first ballot in 2006 -- is thinking about running AGAIN?
One of the best things about the leadership race of 2009 was that there was no race -- Ignatieff just ascended and that was it.  This time around, the Liberals don't need a repeat of 2006, with a batch of no-chance no-names travelling around the country giving speeches. The Toronto Star writes:

. . . the Liberal race is not some student council election or a kids’ soccer team where everybody gets an equal chance to participate so no one’s feelings are hurt.
Arguably this race is the most important in the Liberals’ history, given that the party is at an all-time low in terms of seats in Parliament.. . .
What Liberals should avoid is wasting valuable time and effort simply to feed the egos of candidates who have no hope of leading them out of the wilderness.

Justin Trudeau, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

What a radical thought!

Is it too radical to believe that a majority of the US Supreme Court justices found Obamacare constitutional because it actually IS constitutional, not just because of a judicial dick-measuring contest?.
Nah, that would be too simple. What fun is that?

Things NOT to do

I just came across this list of things that make people look old so if I can just remember not to do these things I guess I'll be young forever:

1. Fumbling with payment at the register, especially counting out coins. Coins go into an overflowing jar on the bureau, and I don't want to hear any more about it.
2. Complaining about portion sizes.
3. Complaining about how prices have gone up, in a manner that implies I don't understand how inflation/money works.. . .
4. Voting against school/education taxes. . . .
5. Asking people to guess my age, and then gloating when the guesser tactfully subtracts ten years.
6. Complaining that current popular music isn't even music, or that songs/books/movies USED to be good/quality/art, but NOW are NOT. . . .
7. Explaining to frazzled, exhausted, verge-of-emotional-breakdown women with small children that this is the best time of their lives. . . .
8. Suggesting that things are getting worse and worse with every generation---starting with the one immediately following mine.
9. Complaining about how "weird" baby names are now; why don't people use NORMAL names like the names WE used for OUR babies?

I have to admit I've already done a few of these things.

Yes!

Now here's a website I can love - THE FUCKING WEATHER

Canthem

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Happy Canada Day or Dominion Day, as you will.

Heat wave

Tweeted today from the National Weather Service:


Climate change deniers have regarded every cold snap or blizzard over the last few years as a sign that global warming is a myth.
Well, what are they going to say now?  And summer just started.

Go Riders

The announcers started the game so sure that the Ti-Cats would stomp the yard.
They got less and less ebullient as the score got more and more lopsided -- 43-16!  Good on ya, boys.

Photo parade

Hooray, the US health care law was upheld! So here's some cheerful photos for today:


Pictures that will restore your faith in humanity


Pictures that will make you say awwwww


Awkward cat sleeping positions


Things your pets do while you're away

Didn't we used to have a press gallery?

In an article about the horrendous refugee bill under which doctors are supposed to refuse basic health care to any brown people the Harper Cons don't like, Jim Creskey writes:

. . . the personal hardship stories and legal fallout that will result from the law's various measures and the way they are put into practice are yet to reach the notice of Canadian public opinion.

Didn't we used to have a press gallery in Ottawa that was supposed to keep the public informed about things like this, so that they could develop an opinion?  Or are twitter wars keeping everyone too busy these days?

Great line of the day

POGGE describing another screw-up of the Harper Cons:

You don't get good government from people who think government is the problem. And the crew in charge at the moment are just the ones to keep proving that. Over and over.

Too many pets?

When you can't tell whether your child's finger was bitten off by your pitbull or your piranha, then maybe you have too many pets.

Here's another complete waste of time

Try this game -- Find Five.  It is appallingly addictive.