Roundup: Trudeau wins today; Scrimshaw writes a Trudeau speech; Rothkopf on the stunning Harris campaign

Unsurprising that Trudeau won the non-confidence vote. Parliamentary reporter Dale Smith describes the House of Commons today: 

Overall, the day started out stupid, and got progressively worse as it went on.

I expect we'll see more of these days this fall!

I saw a couple of postscripts to the Colbert interview:

🚨"Perhaps he'd be happier if I accepted all expenses paid trip to Florida to appear at an anti-abortion church...because that's what he @PierrePoilievre allows of his own members...he cannot protect women's rights from the members of his own caucus!" #PierrePoilievreisLying pic.twitter.com/ECMMGMXLjB

— Carleton Deserves Better (@Carleton4Change) September 25, 2024

And I thought this was pretty good, too:

Thoughtful piece. pic.twitter.com/Dth5qvESO7

— David Hamer 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇨🇦 (@DavidHamer_1951) September 25, 2024

Remembering Ebony, our brown-eyed girl

Just six weeks ago, we lost our Molly, and today we lost our Ebony too. 

We got Ebony as a rescue when she was three or four, and we had shared our lives with her for almost 14 years. 

She was a Labrador, a little on the small side but such a happy warrior -- I picked this photo for this post because it shows her protecting her chewstick, with her tail blurred because it was wagging -- it so often was! 

Ebony has been gradually declining for a couple of years - deaf, mostly blind, her joints getting worse with arthritis. The only good thing about it was that, because of the deafness, she was no longer terrified of thunder and fireworks!  But going up and down the stairs, and going outside, was harder and harder, and she kept falling more often, and painkilling drugs weren't enough anymore. 

Finally, today, she just couldn't walk at all, and we realized we had to let her go.

 

She was our brown-eyed girl - it was the song I used to sing to her. 

...Standing in the sunlight laughing 

Hiding 'hind a rainbow's wall 

Slipping and sliding 

All along the waterfall with you 

My brown-eyed girl 

You, my brown-eyed girl 

Do you remember when we used to sing?

Trudeau knocks it out of the park

Trudeau was on Stephen Colbert tonight and the Conservatives are furious -- how dare he demonstrate his popularity, his interview chops, and his international standing so easily, when he is supposed to be crawling into the Parliamentary press gallery and whining about the confidence vote and grovelling about how awful the Liberal situation is...

PM Trudeau was just on Stephen Colbert and he knocked it out of the park like I’ve never seen him before. What a massive win. It made my Canadian heart sing & it’ll give Cons heart attacks & head explosions. If this is the JT coming in the next election it’ll be an LPC majority.

— Stephano Barberis (@HelloStephano) September 24, 2024

Here's the clip that Colbert has released already:

🇨🇦 Justin Trudeau standing on business at the Colbert show 👀‼️ pic.twitter.com/19WNk5B4ye

— DREE LEGEND🇨🇦🇨🇩 (@DreeLegend) September 24, 2024

Here's the whole interview bootleg copy:

Justin Trudeau interviewed by Steven Colbert.
For everyone who was unable to see it.
Hoping CBS allows this to stay up.
See threat for each segment
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— sonofabench (@therealmrbench) September 24, 2024

Segment Three
Justin Trudeau Steven Colbert pic.twitter.com/dOc4sq03BR

— sonofabench (@therealmrbench) September 24, 2024

"Basket of deplorables" 2024 version: fearful, credulous, vicious, cheap, thoughtless and destructive

Remember in 2016, when Hillary said some Trump supporters were "a basket of deplorables" and the US media clutched their pearls and fainted all over their couches and gasped how unseemly for a Democrat to be so mean to Republicans.

Well, like with everything else, Hillary was right. 

Now other commentators are trying to describe exactly what is deplorable about Republicans who support Trump in 2024. It isn't a pretty picture.

Defector's David Roth What A Lie Is For:

...Donald Trump is one of the most thoroughly known quantities in American life; the country has been stuck in here with him for nearly a decade now. Everyone knows that there is nothing he would not say, simply because he believes that he can say whatever he wants; everyone knows that once he starts saying something, he will never stop saying it, and will in fact say it louder and make it bigger, because to do anything else would be not merely admitting error but, given how over-leveraged his whole being is on the issue of his own invincibility, something like death. Seeding the belief that undocumented immigrants will vote against him in the coming presidential election is very much something Trump would say, whether as an early excuse for losing, or as a sop to various longstanding reactionary fantasies, or as advance justification for some subsequent attempts to bring those fantasies to life. But also like most things he says, it is a sound he makes because he noticed that people responded to it. He is a boring, stupid man, a bigot and a liar, and so will only ever do the boring, stupid things he does for the most boring, stupid reasons.

Which leaves us with this: One of the two biggest political parties in the country, the one that controls the highest courts, has as a decent-sized and growing segment of its base people who like to make bomb threats. The party as a whole lives within a prolonged and deranging fantasy of political violence, and offers its base nothing but the license to further lavish over those fantasies, as well as the teasing possibility that they will someday be permitted to make them real. Last Friday, at a rally, Trump said that he would deport Springfield's Haitian community, which is living and working in this country legally, en masse, to Venezuela. All of these people are unserious and behave unseriously, but it would be foolish to assume they don't mean it.

That is it. The tide rushes out on everything else, every other idea that the conservative movement (never very convincingly) pretended to have, and leaves this behind. The actual beliefs are self-evident: that the suffering of others is a tool, or a toy; that everyone else in the world is a threat or an obstacle or something to wad up and throw away; that even the most abstracted inconveniencing of their own sainted comfort is tantamount to the end of the world. A cohort of the most fearful and most credulous and most idly vicious people this country has ever produced, who have lately awakened to some strange and terrible appetites and whose only real faith is in their own unshameable blamelessness, watches to see what will happen next. This is what the lie is for—to freeze this uneasy moment in place and hold it there forever, a threat unspooling endlessly over the horizon, not so much into the future as instead of it.

Happy Saturday! Canadianisms, strange graveyards, animal crackers, and more!

As the weeks wear by, propelling us toward a crucial election in the United States and, increasingly likely, in Canada too, I find myself grasping occasionally at something less intense -- funny, even. Hope nobody minds the break:

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Today's news: Canada's intelligence priorities

Yes, as a matter of fact, Canada does have priorities for intelligence - why did you ask?

Or if you want to save yourself 20 pages of reading, this sums it up: pic.twitter.com/XoTkCqvvwN

— @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social (@StephanieCarvin) September 19, 2024

Tonight's newsletter from Wesley Wark flags the recent announcement: Intelligence Priorites, secret no more!(after 60 years) He writes a fascinating article, well worth reading in full, but here's an excerpt:

...if we are asking—why now?—and looking for the exact prompt for publication of the intelligence priorities, it was undoubtedly the foreign interference inquiry (PIFI) and related attention to questions about how effectively the government has responded to national security threats. The Government already stole some thunder from PIFI by introducing legislation, Bill C-70, to counter foreign interference in May 2024, immediately following the publication of the Inquiry’s Initial report. The legislation progressed at lightspeed through Parliament and received royal assent on June 20. Publishing intelligence priorities and pushing foreign interference to the top of the list, is another instance of trying to get ahead of the Inquiry.

But if there are some political games being played around timing, the longer-term implications are significant. It will be difficult for any future government to backtrack from this initiative...

Mainly, we duck and cover....

From 2016 to 2020, Canada survived Trump by ducking a lot - Trudeau managed to save NAFTA mostly, we didn't get pulled into any American wars, we quietly helped out the refugees who found their way across the border, and only once was Trudeau caught laughing at Trump. 

But it was tense, and you could almost feel the relief in 2020 when Covid gave Canada a reason to stop Americans at the border -- both tourists and the 82nd Airborne, whichever came first. 

But now, here we go again --  

Jeff Tiedrich posts this video and writes elderly golfer blithers about a giant faucet in Canada it’s so easy to solve the world’s problems when you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about 

 ...it’s so easy to solve the world’s problems when you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about.

 there’s no doubt that years ago, some hapless administrator at the Commerce Department was explaining to Donny all about California’s complex system of rivers, aqueducts and reservoirs — and at some point along the way, described water management as “think of it as a big faucet.” but whoever that was forgot about the part where Donny is a fucking idiot who has no idea what metaphors are. so in Donny’s mind, there’s a literal faucet in — I don’t know, Canada maybe — and it’s huge, and it takes an entire day to turn. 

and of course, Donny knows more about water management than all the water managers, so he’s got the solution to no one else is smart enough to come up with: just turn that big fucker in the other direction — and then sit back as all the big, strong water managers, their massive arms (because you need big muscles to turn that goddamn enormous faucet) tanned and glistening in the golden California sunshine, come up to Donny with tears of gratitude in their eyes, saying sir! sir! ‘just turn it in the other direction.’ we turned the shit out of it, sir, and now California has all the water it needs! sir, how do you do it? 

seriously, if someone in your own family started blithering about a “big faucet in Canada,” you’d be all come on, grandpa, we’re going for a ride and you’d bundle the old duffer off to a good memory-care facility, post haste. 

I think that was the same press interview, at his California golf course, where Trump talked about how great it was to see Hawaii in the distance -- and he was talking about Catalina Island.

Trump apparently said he could see Hawaii from his eponymous golf property in SoCal. This makes Palin’s claim she could see Russia from her backyard in Alaska seem almost credible in comparison. We live in the most ignorant of times. And Trump is truly the king of stupidity. 🙄 https://t.co/mHErfZXHcn

— Jason Diamos 🟧 (@Mrmosman66) September 14, 2024

Today's News: Trudeau v Poilievre - is it time to put up or shut up?

Disappointing but not surprising to see the Liberals lose that Quebec by-election yesterday. 

I saw some commentary online to the effect that now Trudeau will just HAVE to resign. 

But today, Trudeau is basically telling Poilievre, Singh and Blanchet "time to put up or shut up":

...the Liberals offered the Conservative Official Opposition the first chance at presenting a motion of non-confidence in the House of Commons, despite the Liberals’ loss Monday of a key south Montreal seat, the Star has learned.

The Conservatives have been informed by the Liberal House leader they will get a day to set the parliamentary agenda on Tuesday, Sept. 24, with a vote the following day, Wednesday, Sept. 25. At that time, Conservatives and their Leader Pierre Poilievre, who has vowed to trigger an election at the earliest opportunity, could call for the defeat of the Trudeau government.

If they succeed in winning the support of the Bloc Québécois and the NDP, a non-confidence motion could pass, triggering the fall of the government. Defiant, Trudeau is willing to test the resolve of the NDP and the Bloc to go to a general election — a prospect which the Bloc has downplayed....the Liberals are confident neither the NDP nor the Bloc want to go to the polls....

This point is also worth noting:

“Whether you like it or not, polling confirms that none of Trudeau’s potential replacements are popular enough to increase party support. The Liberals’ best shot at winning the next election is to stand up to Poilievre and actually start fighting back.” https://t.co/BZ5JNDSUaS

— Cult MTL (@cultmtl) September 17, 2024

From last week, here is a fascinating Toronto Star piece from Colin Horgan, a former speechwriter for Trudeau - Justin Trudeau is trapped in the internet of the past. Is Pierre Poilievre doomed to join him?

... In recent years, the social internet has become more right-wing and, at the same time, darker, angrier, and more confusing. It’s a tone that more Canadians are seeing reflected now in their own political sphere and that Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has adopted to boost his populist message. But weeks from the U.S. election, and with a Canadian vote possible at any time, we sit astride a tonal edge — a divide made even more striking during the closing arguments of Tuesday’s presidential debate, when Harris appealed to the “the aspirations, the dreams, the hopes, the ambitions of the American people” and Donald Trump called the United States “a failing nation … in serious decline” that is “being laughed at all over the world.”

Harris’s capture of the positive online discourse suggests that this upbeat, hopeful vibe — the likes of which we haven’t seen online in a decade — might once again be ascendant, and not just in the U.S. If it bears out, it could mean Poilievre’s online gambit, and his entire messaging strategy, is riskier than it looks...

...The Conservative leader is the first politician in Canada to successfully harness the attitude of the contemporary internet right. Since taking the helm as head of the official opposition, he has wantonly but effectively pushed the limits of credulity in his social posts, posting misleading crime figures, declaring Canada “broken”, and sneering at the media. Even his promises of larger paycheques and easier home ownership come in the same aggressive tone.

...He looks and sounds like a YouTube bro selling drop-shipping schemes from a luxury condo — taking no lessons but endlessly teaching them. Yet, it works for him...

Poilievre appears wholly unprepared for any sustained growth in the kind of positivity Harris’s campaign has created....For now, Poilievre is beating Trudeau soundly by most any metric, his boastful bravado matched perfectly with the brash online realm he’s successfully leveraged against Trudeau. But, like Trump, he risks overreaching and being too online for his own good. While it’s unlikely he’d ever admit he could learn something from the prime minister, Trudeau knows a thing or two about vibes, and how they shift. And the vibes will change again — maybe sooner than we think. When they do, Poilievre may get a lesson in the true nature of the online hustle.

Animal Crackers

Just a few great animal posts I have seen recently:

the perfect photo doesn’t exi- pic.twitter.com/nf4EOZJ7Ji

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) September 13, 2024

Perfect.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ZMVkyuQPws

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 4, 2024

Today's Roundup: Sunday's Vance Interview From Hell

I'll bet Vance never thought the leopards would eat HIS face...      

Listen to this closely. JD Vance is explicitly acknowledging that he’s using anti-migrant disinformation as tool for attention. This is an intentional fear-mongering campaign straight from historic authoritarian playbooks. https://t.co/Pifmf2m3Qb

— Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) September 15, 2024

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Crazy stupid racist crap

Absolute craziness in the United States now:

First they came for the pregnant women And I did not speak out Because I was not a pregnant woman Then they came for the Haitian immigrants And I did not speak out Because I was not a Haitian imigramt ... Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me

— 123xyz.bsky.social (@123xyz.bsky.social) September 14, 2024 at 9:42 PM

one of the reasons I think it is important that Trump loses big is that I want even the monsters pushing this stuff to believe it’s bad tactics there needs to be a political price for stochastic terrorism and it needs to be high

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— Micah (@rincewind.run) September 14, 2024 at 7:29 PM

Because of the lies about Haitians, this is happening. The Proud Boys showed up. The GOP and Trump are complicit. pic.twitter.com/2lWq3ybpdf

— Chad Scott (@cpscott16) September 14, 2024

Trump is doing the same thing to the Haitians that he did to the Muslims in 2016. This crew has one playbook (racism and othering) and they keep using it again and again and again.

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 14, 2024

Klan: “Trump wants us to attack and exterminate these filthy racial minorities” NYT: “Trump Expresses Concerns About the Financial Cost of Demographic Change”

— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) September 14, 2024 at 5:37 PM

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d much rather have an entire Haitian immigrant family living right next door to me than a white supremacist or a racist MAGA lunatic any day of the week.

— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) September 14, 2024

if your ancestors were born in Ireland like mine, or were born somewhere in Asia, or Italy or Germany or were Jewish or were Catholic, and so many others, what Trump is saying about Haitians is just what they said about your relatives.

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) September 13, 2024

Here's some good news:

Springfield residents supporting one of the local Haitian restaurants after Donald Trump and JD Vance spread racist rumours about their community! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/fjGU3beWAl

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) September 14, 2024

On a side note, in Canada, 179,000 people report Haitian ancestry, as per the 2021 census. Notable Haitian Canadians include Governor General Michaelle Jean, Canadian Parliamentary Poet Laureate Marie-Célie Agnant, and Olympic gold medal runner Bruny Surin.

Today's News: #ETTD

Back in 2016, Rick Wilson invented the hashtag #ETTD (Everything Trump Touches Dies) - and he is absolutely right. Every single time.

Every new Trump favorite has that wild eyed look in their eyes for a few days like they’ll be different from all the others he used up and threw away. And you can see it go out of their eyes, photo by photo. It’s speeding up too. Vance is already in shadow. RFK too. Loomer is next.

— Alexander Chee (@alexanderchee.bsky.social) September 13, 2024 at 6:19 PM

Now Trump has America's entire immigration system in his crosshairs:

over and over, Trump has said that he will try to deport 20 million immigrants he means it, Vance means it, Stephen Miller means it, the whole vile fascist apparatus means it this is a dry run of the language and the lies they will use to justify it and all of the violent horrors it entails

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— Micah (@rincewind.run) September 13, 2024 at 1:07 PM

Trump just said he wants to deport Haitian migrants — who are in the country legally — from Springfield, Ohio to Venezuela. Deporting legal migrants.

This is always where it was going to end up.pic.twitter.com/plm8NTDsUa

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 13, 2024

Today's News: What does Singh think he is doing?

Not only is this an anti-progressive, anti climate position, but his stated basis for it is based on right-wing disinformation.

Good job, NDP!

— Emmett Macfarlane 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 (@EmmMacfarlane) September 12, 2024

If the carbon tax really does end up going down and politicians genuinely care about minimizing costs on individuals then we're pretty much giving up the fight on climate. The entire point of a carbon tax is that it is the single lowest cost way to reduce emissions.

— Rob Gillezeau (@robgillezeau) September 12, 2024

Singh is committing political suicide before 37+ million people. https://t.co/ErCdQ9aj7N

— Dale Thompson (@daleethompson) September 12, 2024

Long Threads: More things I didn't know

There is one thing that I still love about Twitter and other social media -- how interesting people are still publishing interesting "long threads" where I learn about a new corner of the world, a new fascination, a new knowledge. 

Here are a few I have collected recently -- I am posting these in a longer form than I did previously, because apparently people who aren't on X can no longer follow its threads (thanks, Elon!) 

Anyway, here goes: 

First of all, Merriam Webster held a "word" contest over the last several weeks, and here are the winners:

'Love' is the winner of Best Word and we couldn't love this more.

Thank you all for playing and sharing your passion for words with us! https://t.co/3mFcNC9aJw pic.twitter.com/iZeXFeBsqM

— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) September 6, 2024

Terrible Maps is an hilarious follow. Here's one:

Alaska’s Passive Aggressive Map of the USA pic.twitter.com/NI9yR1JCxU

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) August 29, 2024

Today's News: Hooray for Harris!

A triumph! At last! 

The Harris message of a positive, forward-looking, united America really resonated at tonight's debate. 

And Trump just looked like the tired, befuddled old man he really is. 

Here are some zingers about the debate:

Honestly, I was anxious about this debate but what is clear is that Kamala not only has a vision for the future and lifting America up but she is just so much even-tempered and so much smarter that Trump. She crushed him. #Debate2024

— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) September 11, 2024

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The only one eating dogs is RFK Jr. #Debate2024

— Al Franken (@alfranken) September 11, 2024

it's so funny how for weeks everyone telegraphed "she's gonna bait him" and her team was like "we're gonna bait him" and he managed to act normal for like 3 minutes and then she said one thing about his rallies and it was like feeding a gremlin after midnight

— Sal Gentile (@salgentile) September 11, 2024

That was a good old-fashioned ass-whupping. 🇺🇸

— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) September 11, 2024

I really thought this would be the line of the night: “Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people, and he’s clearly having a hard time processing that.” Eclipsed by "concept of a plan."

— Steve Saideman (@smsaideman.bsky.social) September 10, 2024 at 9:41 PM

In the post-debate coverage, the universal opinion was that Harris "won" while Trump "lost". But just as the talking heads might have swung into their ritual "but on the other hand" trashing some of Harris' answers, the Taylor Swift endorsement dropped - another win for Harris - and all the media butterflies went flying off to that bright shiny. 

So it was a win all around!

Rachel Maddow reading Taylor Swift’s endorsement verbatim to Tim Walz during his MSNBC hit is genuinely fascinating television. #Debate2024 pic.twitter.com/MtClWOZzh1

— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) September 11, 2024

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And by the way, if you want to understand what tarrifs are and why Trump does NOT understand what he is talking about, read this thread about how tarrifs presently affect the price of a men's suit:

Some misinformation in today's US presidential debate about who bears the cost of tariffs. So let's talk about how tariffs affect what you pay for a suit. 🧵 (1/20)

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— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) September 10, 2024 at 11:23 PM