in the US, the Trump indictment was announced:
Here is the essence of the Mass Casualty Commission 3000-page report: https://t.co/HYx1JuU2qC— Cathie from Canada 🇨🇦 😷🏳️🌈 (@CathieCanada) March 30, 2023
First they came for Trump, and I did not speak out because lol, lmao even— George Kolokotronis (@georgejk720) March 30, 2023
And Thursday was when we found out that Disney had quietly emasculated Ron DeSantis, because he hadn't bothered to pay attention to what Disney was doing to protect its Florida properties. As Josh Marshall says, its Disney 1, Meatball Ron 0.
Love our Opening Day lineup:— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) March 31, 2023
Stormy Daniels hush money.
Georgia election interference.
In the hole:
Stolen Top Secret documents.
Batting clean up:
Incitement of an insurrection.
Play ball !!! ⚾️ pic.twitter.com/QLu2kbAjgF
For reals it finally was Opening Day on Thursday, and the Jays won!
DeSantis’ expensive taxpayer-funded Reedy Creek board says Disney attorneys stripped them of power to do anything but road maintenance.— 🏴☠️ Bob Lawrence --Obama is #1 (@TrumpluvsObama) March 30, 2023
Beaten by a mouse!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/JXybfns9Dp
Friday was Trans Day of Visibility and of course Pierre Poilievre won my "Christ, what an asshole!" award:
SOUND UP 🇨🇦🔊— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) March 30, 2023
O Canada on #OpeningDay ! pic.twitter.com/CUxhjN2pSf
Here's some of the funny and fascinating stuff I have collected over the last while:
All three Canadian party leaders (@JustinTrudeau, @theJagmeetSingh, @PierrePoilievre) put out messages for #TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV2023… pic.twitter.com/DREwoMVMHP— Chris Paul Rainbows They/Them (@CPRainbows) March 31, 2023
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH. pic.twitter.com/uFqeDF1VPh— ❤️🧡💛ᗰia💚💙💜 (@mommamia1217) March 30, 2023
Physicists have shown that time dilation occurs either when you approach the speed of light or order an @Uber— Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro) March 28, 2023
I’ve been a bit skeptical about how close the robots are to replacing editors and writers but today I plugged in a rather convoluted text and asked it to improve readability and let’s just say I’ve decided to become a blacksmith.— Les Perreaux (@perreaux) March 17, 2023
Bill Maher: "But enough about how much I hate today's youth, let's talk about how men are hard done by."— Scrappy McBuckyball (@ScrotieMcB) March 25, 2023
#INDIGENOUS #TAIRP pic.twitter.com/z14TZ4ztsm— Indigenous (@AmericanIndian8) March 14, 2023
Here's a fascinating thread:
Lake Superior is actually not a lake at all, but an inland sea .— Edward Elderman (@edwereddie) March 26, 2023
All of the four other Great Lakes, plus three more the size of Lake Erie, would fit inside of Lake Superior.
There is enough water in Lake Superior to submerge all of North and South America in 1 foot of water. pic.twitter.com/fM5KgpUSMS
Balloon boy, covfefe,— A.R. Moxon, Vərified Duck. 🦆 (@JuliusGoat) March 30, 2023
Sparking joy, Harambe
Fascists down in Texas https://t.co/hsvlnwXUFc
This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/yxlD2s9HJ9— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 27, 2023
Boys will be boys! pic.twitter.com/2fvJEw58iB— The World Of Funny (@TheWorldOfFunny) March 17, 2023
we wiped out Subway’s natural predator (Quiznos) and now the population has grown out of control pic.twitter.com/afAvEQni6R— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 1, 2023
Oldies but goodies:
Why can't you hear Pterodactyls go to the bathroom?— Nattering Nay Bob 🇺🇲🇺🇦🍒⬜🦉 (@NatteringN) March 13, 2023
Because the P is silent.
I have retweeted this brilliant thread several times now. If MAGA wants to know, they can read it. https://t.co/DScwice0RO— Real Patriot WOKE AF (@RealNYPatriot) March 17, 2023
don't you understand? the human race IS an endless number of monkeys. and every day we produce an endless number of words. and one of us already wrote hamlet.— Llama in a Tux (@LlamaInaTux) September 10, 2022
Whenever I'm tempted to think that a new thing seems too complicated, I read newspaper articles about pizza from the early 1950s. pic.twitter.com/0qqfngmDWz— Paul Fairie (@paulisci) July 25, 2022
A Jungle Myna, has been trained to go out and look for cash, then bring it back home with him. pic.twitter.com/sLSiUrPIIU— Interesting As Fuck (@InterestingsAsF) August 9, 2022
Good 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/8g4AppwsA6— figen sezgin (@_figensezgin) August 8, 2022
Howard Nemerov for your Monday: pic.twitter.com/y16An5EUXh— Dr. Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) March 13, 2023
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