Did anybody have "Big Dick Envy" on their Trump Bingo Card?

Trump just can't hold it back anymore:

A nonzero number of Americans are voting for Trump so they can call stuff “gay” again and meanwhile their guy’s out here lost in a reverie about the late Arnold Palmer’s literal penis pic.twitter.com/2mHtuZqnwT

— Pablo Torre 🕳️ (@PabloTorre) October 19, 2024

Big dick envy:

(📢) This is real. There is something wrong with Donald Trump. Even Republicans are saying so now.

From THE NEW YORK TIMES: pic.twitter.com/3vrHW1t8rS

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) October 20, 2024

Arnold Palmer was “appalled” by Trump, his daughter Peg said (in 2020):

“My dad didn’t like people who act like they’re better than other people. He had no patience for people who are dishonest and cheat. My dad was disciplined. He wanted to be a good role model. He was appalled… pic.twitter.com/khpr88QIOE

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) October 20, 2024

The media didn't know what to make of it. Some ignored it completely:

I believe your headline missed the "Arnold Palmer's Dick" section of the performance. https://t.co/BKzZ5H3mi7

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 20, 2024

Some sane-washed it:

A New York Times news squib reports that Trump told “Arnold Palmer golf stories” without mentioning that one of Trump’s stories was about Palmer’s supposedly impressive penis.
Classic sanewashing. Maybe they’ll do better when they post the full story. Maybe. pic.twitter.com/LfJWT786Us

— Mark Jacob (@MarkJacob16) October 20, 2024

This is like covering a house fire by saying it was a lively night on Main Street. https://t.co/FzLDZ6tsEr

— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) October 20, 2024

But Associated Press reported it "head-on", so to speak:

Yes, this is a real headline. Yes, he did this.

Read more here: https://t.co/2Aszno1PWw#TrumpIsNotWell pic.twitter.com/Wtd3J2601S

— Democratic Coalition (@TheDemCoalition) October 20, 2024

Fox must have Trump on 5-second delay because they cut away to Kamala as the really awful stuff started:

I guess talking about Arnold Palmer's junk was too much even for Fox News lmaopic.twitter.com/sYQb4XotSQ

— Blue Georgia (@BlueATLGeorgia) October 19, 2024

Twitter is exploding in jokes:

I now know more about Arnold Palmer's dick than I do about Donald Trump's medical records

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 20, 2024

BREAKING: The Estate of Arnold Palmer released a statement:

‘Arnold Palmer was a proud American of great talent and endowment in many areas. The girth of his legacy extendze well beyond golfing. But as a life-long Democrat, we are sure he would support Harris for President.’

— Daniel Aguilar (@daanielaaguilar) October 19, 2024

Trump 2021: Hang Mike Pence!

Trump 2024: Hung Arnold Palmer!

— Mike Madrid (@madrid_mike) October 20, 2024

Well now we can’t even enjoy Arnold Palmers (as in iced tea and lemonade) anymore…

— Jen Psaki (@jrpsaki) October 20, 2024

🎶🎶🎶

“It don’t ease up, it don’t freeze up
And it dangles when he tees up

It’s ferocious, and it knows just how a wang
Can make the pros blush

It’s tremendous, length- and girth-wise
He’s got Arnold Palmer size…” pic.twitter.com/jiQfZhUPvS

— Gail Simone 💙💛 (@GailSimone) October 19, 2024

Arnold Palmer's dick is now a campaign issue. pic.twitter.com/rQovtvB9dE

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) October 20, 2024

Y’all can scratch “arnold palmer’s cock” off your 2024 bingo

Fuck this timeline

— Cake or Death (@Johngcole) October 20, 2024

I remember there was a time when Republicans wrung their hands in horror that the Democratic President Bill Clinton's immorality had forced them to explain blow jobs to their children. And now they're just on stage talking about how Arnold Palmer was hung.

— a cat like that (@onesparkfire) October 20, 2024

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about this:

Am I the only one who remembers this weirdo regaling the Boy Scouts with colorful tales of yacht orgies? https://t.co/fGUPKOnAGy https://t.co/dH1pzL3sXv

— Gremliny Nussboo (@emilynussbaum) October 20, 2024

Well, maybe not everyone is laughing:

Not only is Donald Trump exhausted, but he’s completely perverted. Humor about dicks is the lowest of the low. Barack Obama was 100% right when he joked about Trump’s preoccupation with size. pic.twitter.com/yOxwJxSacL

— Russell Drew (@RussOnPolitics) October 19, 2024

He was trying to copy the way Obama pulled off the small dick joke at the DNC. Epic fail.

— FoundlingStein/Writer/Translator/PhD (@FoundlingStein) October 20, 2024

BREAKING: Analysts are finally acknowledging Donald Trump’s deteriorating condition following his comments about Arnold Palmer’s private parts. This is an old, senile, unwell man.

— Kamala’s Wins (@harris_wins) October 20, 2024

And this was earlier this week, before the Arnold Palmer big dick envy speech:

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