Crabs got cars

Bird Box Crab - YouTube:

Do they know something I don't?

So I'm checking my Facebook page and I glance at the ads appearing down the right side:
skin cream, arthritic joints, OK...charity golf tourney, yes...dresses on sale, hmmm...and this one: Deadline to get Pardon. Huh?
What website did I ever visit to make the adbots think I might be interested in getting a pardon?

Gag reflex

Doctors and research scientists are some of the most apolitical, small-c conservative people in the country -- now even they have reached their gag limit with the Harper Conservative agenda.
But their naivety is touching:

Dr. Williams said that while it was important to influence public opinion, her organization is really after a formal discussion with federal officials.
“What we really want at the end of the day is an opportunity to have a discussion with Minister Kenney and Citizenship and Immigration about what this means and what we think might be reasonable,” Dr. Williams said. “We're still requesting a full reversal of the cuts and we'll continue to push for that opportunity for a dialogue.”

Do they actually think that discussing this with Minister Thug is going to make a dime's worth of difference? Prepare to be disappointed, Dr. Williams.  It was the Liberals who thought that governing meant trying to do what people wanted done, but those days are long gone.

Minister Thug

I hate to link to the Toronto Sun, but I have to -- here's Warren Kinsella's great column on Kenney’s mean bill :

Whenever the Conservative government gets in trouble or seems adrift, Kenney can be counted on to offer up some mean and miserly new policy, a bit of dog-whistling to quiet the conservative core vote. Thus, his recent plan to deny basic health benefits to refugees.
Kenney’s anti-refugee bill, C-31, will kill basic medical coverage provided to refugees and asylum-seekers. As such, it persecutes those who have mostly come here to escape persecution. It is a distinctly un-Canadian bit of viciousness, one that will see diabetics denied insulin, heart patients denied life-saving medications and high-risk pregnant women unable to get the treatment they need. The Canadian Medical Association says it will see children held in detention centres with their mothers.
...Jason Kenney, in sum, is a thug. In the eyes of the world, he is making us less than we are, and even less than what we have been.

h/t buckdog

Awesomely incorrect

I wish I had thought of these when I was in school:

First in our hearts

Thanks, everybody, who commented on my last post -- its nice to know that people elsewhere do love us. I know we're not always a comfortable place to live, but we have grace and peace.

You can see for miles and miles

No wonder they made Tourism Saskatchewan into a crown corporation.
There'a a new survey out that says Saskatchewan is the place that that people least want to come to on vacation.  We're basically the Ugly Kid With the Great Personality:

In most cases, then, Saskatchewan is charitably described as "the girl with personality," the kind of province for whom friends have trouble finding a blind date. We're the province who took her dad to the prom. At the great trans-Canada sock hop, we're sitting against the gym wall, behind the stacking chairs, certain we'll be rejected by the popular girls.

The category the survey missed was "easiest to draw" -- we would have won that one.

This is really cute

Wall E Cup Shuffle | BookRoX:

Getting by with a little help from their friends

Sixth Estate is doing its usual outstanding job tracking Harper's patronage appointments which now total more than 1100 people. And for a government which once said it wasn't going to do patronage

the government appears to hire people who appear (based on publicly available sources) to be Conservative insiders and supporters, at a vastly disproportionate rate.

This isn't surprising, of course -- what's the point of getting power if you can't reward the people who helped you get it?
But its still just another example of how the Harper Cons say one thing and do another.

Funny

Check out what else happened when World War II was fought on Facebook

The week the universe changed

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
- Eden Phillpotts

James Burke coined the term the day the universe changed as a catchphrase for his TV series on scientific progress.
But last week, our universe actually did change -- or at least, what we could see of it.
Astronomers saw the dark matter linking galaxies the day after physicists thought they had found the Higgs Bosun particle


And for the first time ever physicists last week also photographed the shadow of an atom.

Hot day in July

In the first five days of July more than 1,200 heat records in the United States were broken or tied.
And that doesn't even include the hot air expected at Del Mastro's meeting with Elections Canada.

Liberals, clean up this mess

The federal Liberals had better do something quick to clean up the mess from these leadership race debts of Martha Hall Findlay, Hedy Fry, Joe Volpe and Ken Dryden.  Or else the whole party will look like a bunch of deadbeats who can't handle money.
And how ridiculous is it that Hall Findlay -- knocked out after the first ballot in 2006 -- is thinking about running AGAIN?
One of the best things about the leadership race of 2009 was that there was no race -- Ignatieff just ascended and that was it.  This time around, the Liberals don't need a repeat of 2006, with a batch of no-chance no-names travelling around the country giving speeches. The Toronto Star writes:

. . . the Liberal race is not some student council election or a kids’ soccer team where everybody gets an equal chance to participate so no one’s feelings are hurt.
Arguably this race is the most important in the Liberals’ history, given that the party is at an all-time low in terms of seats in Parliament.. . .
What Liberals should avoid is wasting valuable time and effort simply to feed the egos of candidates who have no hope of leading them out of the wilderness.

Justin Trudeau, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

What a radical thought!

Is it too radical to believe that a majority of the US Supreme Court justices found Obamacare constitutional because it actually IS constitutional, not just because of a judicial dick-measuring contest?.
Nah, that would be too simple. What fun is that?

Things NOT to do

I just came across this list of things that make people look old so if I can just remember not to do these things I guess I'll be young forever:

1. Fumbling with payment at the register, especially counting out coins. Coins go into an overflowing jar on the bureau, and I don't want to hear any more about it.
2. Complaining about portion sizes.
3. Complaining about how prices have gone up, in a manner that implies I don't understand how inflation/money works.. . .
4. Voting against school/education taxes. . . .
5. Asking people to guess my age, and then gloating when the guesser tactfully subtracts ten years.
6. Complaining that current popular music isn't even music, or that songs/books/movies USED to be good/quality/art, but NOW are NOT. . . .
7. Explaining to frazzled, exhausted, verge-of-emotional-breakdown women with small children that this is the best time of their lives. . . .
8. Suggesting that things are getting worse and worse with every generation---starting with the one immediately following mine.
9. Complaining about how "weird" baby names are now; why don't people use NORMAL names like the names WE used for OUR babies?

I have to admit I've already done a few of these things.