Weekend funnies: From Amazon delivery drivers to Met Gala chickens

WELCOME
TO THE WEEKEND pic.twitter.com/6kbG3hFBWF

— Brittlestar (@brittlestar) May 12, 2023

First up, Amazon delivery drivers!

amazon: your driver just passed the 172 mile marker on 95 north

me: stop

— the hype (@TheHyyyype) May 12, 2023

Cops everywhere, tense standoff, and our hero - the unshakeable Amazon delivery driver - struts in like they're delivering a pizza to a Netflix marathon 🍕pic.twitter.com/LhyHjfYuMw

— LeGate🤠 (@williamlegate) May 1, 2023

Here's some comments on the passing scene:

On Twitter, even the dictionary is angry and belligerent.

— Sara Moore (@SMooreesq) May 13, 2023

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— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 11, 2023

@cnn is basically the Papa John’s of news outlets but shit that town hall was like dinosaurs giving the meteor air time. pic.twitter.com/yIyqzPt13O

— Jesse Duquette (@JRDuquette) May 12, 2023

Never deleting this app pic.twitter.com/aByZafgvhA

— Fiona Small (@FionaSmall) May 12, 2023

fishing has gotta be one of the only activities that immediately gets worse when you succeed. you’re just relaxing, enjoying nature, living life. then your fishing line tenses and it’s like fucking great. now i have to deal with this shit

— thomas (Bad Boy arc) 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) April 29, 2023

Animal crackers:

This is Bean. She grumbles when it's dinnertime. And dinnertime is whenever she grumbles. 13/10 please respect her schedule (TT: todayatthepark) pic.twitter.com/heMQVizCEG

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) May 11, 2023

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— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) April 30, 2023

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— Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) May 6, 2023

The ewe (on the left lambed a stillborn.She cried most of the night longing for her lamb after we removed it.
The ewe on the right lambed very small twins last wk. It seems that today she has given o1 of her twins to the grieving mother to raise as her own. pic.twitter.com/fVhVdlcVRf

— Edward Elderman (@edwereddie) May 10, 2023

We've got you, bro..🐢💪❤️ pic.twitter.com/1JLxVQrymm

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 9, 2023

He loves just chillin' and making da bubbles pic.twitter.com/RFJFCRJjtm

— Madeyousmile (@Thund3rB0lt) May 9, 2023

A pelican befriended a stray dog who was often spotted hanging out all alone along the boat docks. The man who photographed this has adopted him but brings him back every day to see his friend, Petey the Pelican. pic.twitter.com/4efQedNxz2

— B&S (@_B___S) May 5, 2023

Everything's terrible, so here's a cockatiel hiding in a newspaper playing peekaboo pic.twitter.com/ewk5fEp1zI

— why you should have an animal (@shouldhaveanima) May 12, 2023

Best game of chase, ever 😆 pic.twitter.com/6YDsMXq08P

— StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 (@StrictlyChristo) April 24, 2021

From the Met Gala:

poor dog, none of his friends are gonna believe him pic.twitter.com/3xD0LloHZU

— Amy (@lolennui) May 2, 2023

And speaking of the Met Gala, and of chickens:

Dua Lipa as a bantam Cochin pic.twitter.com/ofvUC4Dujh

— Tove Danovich (@TKDano) May 1, 2023

Giselle as a silkie #MetGala pic.twitter.com/Mx4oV1jc7v

— Tove Danovich (@TKDano) May 1, 2023

Lady Gaga as a splash Cochin bantam pic.twitter.com/3i0wQxrjSj

— Tove Danovich (@TKDano) May 1, 2023

And there are more chickens on this thread too.