Sunday, May 18, 2025

Weekend funny stuff: Cartoons, insult comics, Poilievre slogans, super cows and other funny posts, plus some good Animal Crackers

Just some funny stuff to enjoy this weekend, starting with some good cartoons:




Next, I do love the insult comics of the internet:
JoJoFromJerz / Are you f'ng kidding me?
It Was the Darkest of Times, It Was the Dumbest of Times.
The stupid burns…
Let’s not sugarcoat shit—we are being held hostage by the dumbest dumbfucks who ever dumbed. Not just dumb—like, “oops, I microwaved a fork” dumb, or “I tried to charge my phone in the toaster” dumb or “I thought Bluetooth was a dental condition” dumb, but cosmically, generationally, ‘you must be this tall to ride democracy’ dumb. Every day, we all wake up and have to share a country with people whose brains look like they were assembled by a team of blindfolded squirrels high on Four Loko, using blueprints they found in a box of expired Pop-Tarts.
But it’s not just that they’re stupid—it’s that their stupidity is blasted from every rooftop, tattooed on their faces, and woven so deep into our national fabric it’s like we’re all being waterboarded with Mountain Dew Code Red.
Jo Jo goes on to talk about Kennedy's leap into a sewage runoff, and Border Patrol Barbie Kristi Noem. Then she says:
And at the top of this rotting fish sits Donald Trump—the Oompa Loompa Caligula, the man who looks like something I drew with my left hand, while drunk and asleep, during an earthquake. Now that he’s president again, the whole circus reeks from the head clown down. Trump isn’t just leading the parade—he’s the reason the calliope’s on fire.... 
Donny Dumbfuck got played! his new plane is a piece of shit Qatar couldn’t sell
Pimp Force One is a flying nightmare
...it’s unsurprising as fuck to learn that the vulgar flying bordello Donny’s so proud of having been given is a ginormous piece of shit — and Qatar had been trying find a patsy to unload on it on for five entire years.
this Pimp Force One story is so emblematic of this entire hellscape we’re living in — as with All Things Donny, the more we find out, the stupider it gets. Qatar was desperate to get rid of this jet, and nobody wanted to buy it — because it’s so ungodly huge that it’s too expensive to operate, too expensive to maintain, and too expensive to store.
just having it is a money-losing situation.
but then the royal family saw Donny coming, and a light bulb flashed on over their heads. ‘lets fob it off on this fucking imbecile.’
...just try explaining to Donny that having the Biggest Fucking Plane just makes you the biggest fucking target. he’ll look at like you’re the moron. but this plane goes to eleven...



Trump has now elected liberals in Canada, Australia, and the Vatican

— Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) May 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Now that Pierre Poilievre has lost his seat and is squatting at Stornoway, the internet is rocking some new Poilievre slogans:


 
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Cheat the Seat, Poilievre

— PharmerS2🍁 (@pharmers2.bsky.social) May 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM

It has been proven that poilievre can no longer win a seat in a progressive Canada! Now poilievre must demonstrate he can still win a seat in rural Alberta

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— Wally Kibler🇨🇦 (@wallykibler.bsky.social) May 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM

Poilievre is desperate to be relevant

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— Wally Kibler🇨🇦 (@wallykibler.bsky.social) May 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM

It’s costing Poilievre more every day he stays in taxpayer funded housing that he isn’t entitled to

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— Wally Kibler🇨🇦 (@wallykibler.bsky.social) May 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM

I heard that Poilievre claimed he had a mandate because more people voted CPC than ever before I disagree IMO, more Canadians made the effort to vote against the CPC than ever before That's my take away #cdnpoli

— Canadian In Alberta (@canadianinalberta.bsky.social) May 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Moving on:

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I love the stories that are told on the internet too -- Threads has lots of them:
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Finally, here are some Animal Crackers:

Heartstrings Swan/Goose 🥲❤️✌🏻

- Mr.E

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1 comment:

Chuckstraight said...

Loved the Swan rescue.

9:24 am

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