Today's News: Choose Your Own Apocalypse!

Hunting down posts about the coming AI financials implosion helps take my mind off the tariff chaos/human rights tragedies/natural disasters/utter chaos everywhere else. It's like a Choose Your Own Apocalypse version of current events.

— Kristine Smith (@ksmithsf.bsky.social) July 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM

From newsrooms across the world, we are hearing "Oh, I give up!!!" 

As the United States descends into masked authoritarianism and people all over the world are dying from war, heatwaves, floods and hurricanes, I think the media have thrown their hands up into the air and decided just to cover silly stuff instead. 

Like this: 

Tyler Dawson / National Post

Mark Carney is on holidays. The government won't say where
While the secrecy around Carney's vacation plans isn't unusual in Canada, other nations' leaders regularly inform the public where they are Prime Minister Mark Carney is retreating this week for vacation, but the federal government isn’t saying where.
All that has been revealed is that Carney is staying somewhere in the National Capital Region.
“As he does so, he will remain in close coordination with his team and officials on several priorities, including ongoing negotiations on the economic and security relationship between Canada and the United States,” Carney’s spokespeople told reporters in an email...

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Let's summarize this week's news: Carney winks sometimes, he's on holiday at some private island, & he can't flip pancakes.
Obviously he has worn out his welcome with Canadians...

— Cathie from Canada 🇨🇦 ✍🏻😷🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 (@CathieCanada) July 9, 2025

Summertime and the readin' is easy! Good articles by Cole Bennett, Paul Wells, Ryan Broderick, Garrett Graff, Tom Scocca, and Paul Krugman, plus funny posts and TrumpWatch

Before doom befalls us on August 19, I wanted to recommend some interesting articles and comments - they aren't exactly a beach novel, but good reads all the same.

First, the more I read journalist Cole Bennett, the better I like his stuff -- his columns are both interesting and useful. His newsletters cover a range of daily news stories and I recently decided to subscribe to this substack because its a daily summary I can't find anywhere else. 

Here are a couple of examples:
Cole Bennett / Cole.notcole

Tuesday Night
MILITIAS TAKEN DOWN, AMAZON UNDER INVESTIGATION, CANADIAN BOOZE TAKEOVER, GAZA CAMPS, MORE TARIFFS......
Domestic Terror Plot Foiled in Quebec...
Trump’s 50% Copper Tariff Could Backfire...
Amazon’s “Fair Pricing” Policy Under Investigation...
Alcohol Sales Deal Reached “Mostly”...
Israel Planning Internment-Style Camps in Gaza...

And his commentaries focus on larger issues:

How the Left in Canada Can Stay United—And Actually Win
...The left fractures over strategy, party loyalty, and personality politics. The Green Party calls the Liberals sellouts. The NDP calls the Liberals fake progressives. Liberals roll their eyes at both. And while we argue over who’s more left, the right is laser-focused on winning.
But here’s the bottom line:
If the left actually wants to help people, it has to win.
...We’ve got to stop treating political parties like sports teams. If you support:
-Public healthcare
-Climate action
-Reconciliation
-Disability justice
-Affordable housing
-Protecting 2SLGBTQ+ rights
…then you’re on the same side. The fight isn’t between the Liberals, NDP, and Greens. It’s against the Conservative Party, and figures like Pierre Poilievre, Danielle Smith, and Doug Ford, who are actively trying to dismantle progress....

Today's News: Canadian hostages in ICE custody; ICE plays soldier in LA; plus Canada's right to clean water and What's Opera, Doc?

Apparently there are about 55 Canadians in ICE-Gestapo jails. 

Here's one of them:

Reports that a Canadian citizen who has resided in the US since age 10 was abducted at a green card interview. Her husband is begging ICE to let him fly her back to Canada and they refuse to release her.

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— Nathan Kalman-Lamb ("Marxist-Islamist") (@nkalamb.bsky.social) July 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM

55 Canadians in ICE custody. GIVE US BACK THEM ALL, NOW!!!!!!! ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

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— 🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 (@teamcanadaforever.bsky.social) June 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM

Sunday Funday: It's all hat and no cattle for Stampede Week!

Prime Ministers and PM wannabees always go to the Calgary Stampede.
And the Conservative ones always seem to figure out some way to embarrass themselves -- usually, its something to do with their cowboy hats.
The only time The Beaverton ever ranked Stephen Harper as Number One was when they did an article in 2023 ranking Canadian politicians for looking stupid in cowboy hats:

The Beaverton writes:

The dumbest of them all. We uploaded a vertical photo so you could take in the entirety of Stephen’s leather daddy look. If the country ever needed any proof that Harper, despite being an Alberta MP, was actually a nerd from the Toronto suburbs, this photo gave it to them. 

Poilievre is continuing now in that Conservative tradition. 

For July 4, the Statue of Liberty as metaphor "You can't be forever blessed"

I have never seen the Statue of Liberty in person and now I never will, because going to New York is not going to be happening anymore. 

But for Americans, Lady Liberty exerts a powerful force of symbol and aspiration. Now, as the United States sinks deeper into anti-democratic authoritarianism every day, I have collected a number of cartoons using the Statue to illustrate America's angst and despair. So it seems appropriate, on this July 4 of Trump 47, to post them tonight:

Some good reads: from Paul Wells, David Legree, Adam Olsen, Stephen Marche, Jim Coyle plus a Poilievre catchup and a vanishing Lego Homer

Just to entertain everybody while we wait for the apocalypse, here are some recent articles I liked: 

From Paul Wells' Substack:

I wrote about a national competition for Canadian portrait art that’s been going for 20 years, about the new book that tells its story, and about top-down versus bottom-up cultural policy. Story features spectacular illustrations.

- Paul Wells

Read on Substack

From David Legree at IPolitics:

New from me: An exclusive interview with David Suzuki, who talked about reaching the conclusion that humanity has failed in the fight against climate change, and why communities should start preparing for more destructive natural disasters #cdnpoli #cdnenviro www.ipolitics.ca/2025/07/02/i...

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— Davis Legree (@davislegree.bsky.social) July 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM

Talking about Canada Day

Some good articles and posts tonight about Canada and our Canada Day:  

Paul Hunter / CBC News

He made the decision on impulse, but it sparked a movement. Mike Myers on elbows up
'We can love Americans and not want to be Americans,' actor tells CBC's Paul Hunter
For all in Canada who happened to be watching Saturday Night Live, that March night was an unforgettable moment.
Mike Myers, the one-time SNLer who'd performed in the opening skit as a chainsaw-wielding Elon Musk, stood onstage with the rest of the cast at the end of the show as they all waved goodnight.
Then he did it.
As millions watched, the Toronto-born Myers opened his jacket to reveal a black T-shirt underneath bearing that red-and-white maple leaf flag and the phrase "CANADA IS NOT FOR SALE."
He then flexed his arm in the air, pointed at it and mouthed the words "elbows up," an old-time hockey term meant to signify punishing one's opponent. It happened as U.S. President Donald Trump's antagonistic threats to annex Canada were reaching their apex.
"It was just, 'Leave us alone,'" Myers told CBC News, explaining the shirt. "We love Americans. But we can love Americans and not want to be Americans, you know what I mean?"
The message was Myers's salute to everyone watching back home. Revealing it on live television was a spur-of-the-moment decision, he tells CBC News in his first on-camera interview about that night. He says he had no idea it would catch fire — let alone spark a wave of Canadian patriotism not seen in decades...

Today's News: Celebrating Canada Day, and making a silk purse

It only feels like its been a decade since July 1 2024, doesn't it? Time for some celebration:

      

Sunday Funday: Laughing at Trump wanting a Nobel Peace Prize, a beaver shows us how to cut down a tree; other jokes and funny posts, and Animal Crackers

Nobel Peace Prize? For Trump? Oh my:

 Donald Trump wanting a Nobel Peace Prize is like Jeffrey Dahmer wanting a Vegetarian of the Year award.

- The Mouthy Renegade Writer

Read on Substack

Yeah, this is the way I feel too:

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Pride Month wrap-up: happiness and history

There were some great photos from Saskatoon's Pride Parade last weekend:

(All photos by Sherri Solomko)

Sherri Solomko / SaskToday.ca

Pride not prejudice theme of 2025 Saskatoon Pride Parade
Saskatoon's Pride Parade marked it's 24th year of celebrating community, identity and achievements....
The downtown parade capped off Pride Week events in Saskatoon and showcased a powerful display of unity, diversity and visibility.
This year’s event marked the 24th year of the parade, held in conjunction with other Pride events in the Bridge City. More than 150 parade entries kept hundreds along the parade route entertained with a joyful display of floats, costumes, music and walkers.

Today in Elbows Up! Comments and posts about Quebec, sports MVPs, the ICE gestapo, Canadian deal-making, Carney diplomacy, American rallies, and a new book

Canada hasn't had to do as much "Elbows Up!" cheering lately as we did last winter -- we are rapidly getting used to the new reality of not travelling to the US, not buying US products, and laughing at the Orange Buffoon as often as we can.

But I think July may be challenging -- Carney is finished with the G7 and NATO meetings, he has made agreements with European countries for trade and defense. Trump's tariff deadlines are approaching, though who knows whether anything Trump says actually means anything now.
I have been seeing a few posts and comments relating to Elbows Up so I thought I would share them.

First - even in Quebec!

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Some comments on the passing scene: the US is destroying university research; NATO is buttering up Trump; Carney is winning military hearts & minds; and Americans are fighting ICE gestapo

I'm seeing random stuff all over tonight, so here's a few of my comments on the passing scene. 

First, the destruction of academic and scientific research in the United States continues. I just do not understand why they are so angry and what they think will happen now:

Journalists keep asking me, baffled, “What’s the Trump administration really trying to do to the science agencies?” So I say “They are trying to destroy them. Cut off their funding, ruin their facilities, harass their staff into leaving.” It’s not reform, and it never was. It’s destruction.

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— Derek Lowe (@dereklowe.bsky.social) June 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM

One thing to emphasize strongly is that funding to science is like oxygen to the brain. Temporarily restricting oxygen flow for ten minutes (while you figure your shit out) is going to have the same outcome as shutting oxygen off permanently. We are close to the ten minute mark.

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— Harmit Malik (@harmitmalik.bsky.social) June 25, 2025 at 9:46 AM

This administration's goal is to destroy US science and to do it quickly *40% cut for NIH funding * 50% cut in National Science Foundation funding * Virtual elimination of funding for climate and environmental research * Attacks on elite universities Science is so woke www.npr.org/2025/04/18/n...

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— Laurie Loves Data (@laurelann.bsky.social) June 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM

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Today's News: Carney's CNN interview, Poilievre's parade bust, Trump's F-bomb

Carney:

Amanpour calls Carney "the Trump whisperer". Really good, substantive interview. #cdnpoli youtu.be/l8gWyt4wZjc?...

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— Steve Valeriote (@stevev68.bsky.social) June 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM

I'm seeing more online progressives saying "Fuck Carney" now because....I don't really know why exactly...

I guess they think some of his legislation isn't perfect but Trudeau's wasn't either. 

And some of Carney's recent statements about Trump and Netanyahu haven't been as critical as they would have liked. Yeah, I know.  For example, he didn't use the CNN interview to bash anyone. 

But one thing to remember about Carney is this: he demands respect. And he gives respect too -- he respects the offices of Prime Ministers and Presidents regardless of whether he dislikes the person in it or disagrees with what they are doing. You could see that respect in the CNN interview too, where he gives the Trump administration the benefit of the doubt and doesn't take pointless cheap shots.

Of course, like every other leader now, Carney also knows the only way to deal with Trump is to treat him like the 5-year-old son of your new boss — give him treats and bouncy castles and make him think you are just delighted to play with him.

Basically, I agree with The Oakleafs:

Compare and contrast: Trump's bombastic stupidity vs. Carney's smooth effectiveness

First, here's Trump. How stupid is this?

The night the Iran bombing was announced, this is what I posted:

I suspect Trump bombed Iran tonight because his military parade was a bust & the G7 leaders laughed at him & Fox News' Jessica Tarlov ridiculed his "two weeks" post. "I'll show them!"

— Cathie from Canada🍁 (@cathiecanada.bsky.social) June 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM

Not only that, but Trump was also jealous of how Fox News was covering Israel:
Heather Cox Richardson / Letters from an American

June 23, 2025
In a timeline of Trump’s decision to drop 12 of the reportedly 20 Massive Ordnance Penetrator bombs the U.S. military possessed on Iran, New York Times reporters confirmed what Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo judged from the beginning: Trump wanted in on the optics of what seemed to be Israel’s successful strikes against Iran.
Andrew Perez and Asawin Suebsaeng of Rolling Stone reported conversations with administration officials who confirmed there was no new intelligence to suggest Iran was on the brink of producing nuclear weapons.
Mark Mazzetti, Jonathan Swan, Maggie Haberman, Eric Schmitt, and Helene Cooper reported yesterday in the New York Times that Trump had warned Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu against striking Iran but changed his mind after seeing how Israel’s military action was “playing” on television. The reporters write: “The president was closely monitoring Fox News, which was airing wall-to-wall praise of Israel’s military operation and featuring guests urging Mr. Trump to get more involved.”
Trump began to hint he had been part of the operation, and military advisors began to draw up plans for a strike. According to the reporters, by June 17—three days after his military parade had fizzled and more than 5 million Americans had turned out to protest his administration—Trump had decided to bomb Iran.
Rather than keeping the mission quiet, Trump issued increasingly aggressive social media posts appearing to hint at a strike....

Sunday Funday: funny posts, some interesting stuff, more Trump Watch, and Animal Crackers (with a goofy camel, too)

I usually save most of my funny clips and posts for Saturday night, to make a funny post for people to read on Sunday.
Tonight everyone is doing hot takes on Trump's decision to bomb the nuclear sites in Iran -- but we don't know yet how Iran will respond, what Russia will do, how Hezbollah will react, whether Iran will close the Persian Gulf shipping, how Israel can continue to survive as a country, and so on and so forth, so its difficult to predict what will happen. 

Except to confirm that Trump and Netanyahu, each for their own selfish and short-sighted reasons, have pushed the entire Middle East beyond politics and into history now. 

I suspect Trump only did it now just because his military parade was a bust and the G7 leaders laughed at him and Fox News' Jessica Tarlov ridiculed his "two weeks" post and "I'll show them!"

So, on with the funny stuff:

This kind of exchange is why I still enjoy Twitter:

🥱 Took you long enough…a person could die waiting on your sequel schedule! 😉 https://t.co/7pmcx9Rh6P

— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) June 16, 2025