Yeah, and here's a Modern Problem:
I am so tired of living like it's the 1600s. Can I afford eggs at the market? Are my friends gonna die in the plague? Puritans coming for my sinful lifestyle. I want some modern problems. Modern Problems— Sigurd the Mighty (@MightySigurd) January 21, 2023
Of all the shifts I’ve made in the past few years, I think the biggest one was becoming a one space after a period person instead of a two space after a period person. 👀😂 /s— Meghan | The Pursuing Life (@thepursuinglife) January 28, 2023
The FreeDumb Convoy remnants are trying to celebrate the Ottawa Occupation anniversary this weekend. Sad!
How the desk changed over time pic.twitter.com/oXgPYigxZf— World Of History (@CuriosityHubs) January 16, 2023
Interesting to watch the freedom convoy celebrate the looming 1 year anniversary by reminding us all what absolute fucking clowns they all were.— Rauol Duke's Salt Shaker (@RodKahx) January 22, 2023
#Poilievre bet his political fortunes on the #FreedomConvoy and rose to the very pinnacle of power in the federal "Conservative" party, who lined up four square behind him & put him just one election away from Prime Minister. What. A bunch. Of LOSERS. #FreedomConvoy2023 #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/4A5LoODWFf— Why not this place is dead anyways (@TheGentYYC) January 29, 2023
Geez ... even with Pierre Poilievre bussing people into town today, the Freedom Convoy hoedown and substandard hygiene convention up on the Hill was, by all accounts, a spectacular flop. Don't forget to pay your parking tickets on your way out of town.— CC (@canadiancynic) January 28, 2023
And speaking of assholes:
BREAKING | Mysterious respiratory illness blamed for low turnout at Convoy memorial events across Canada #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/DPgYjjvRDm— Western Standard Pitchbot (@WesternStd) January 28, 2023
There is no "pitchbot" account in this country that can top this actual tweet. pic.twitter.com/XISqNsF0yS— Andrew Leach (@andrew_leach) January 28, 2023
Elon Musk bought a social media platform for 44 billion dollars and exposed himself as an alt-right wing douchebag when he could have done it for free by simply tweeting “I’m an alt right wing asshole.” and I can’t stop laughing.— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) January 29, 2023
Sometimes you come across something soooo silly, you just have to share it with your friends. ☕️☕️ pic.twitter.com/bCVVZ33rYi— TG (@TG22110) January 22, 2023
Great story here:
Honda used every part of the Accord to make its award winning launch ad in 2003 pic.twitter.com/cPdsaE3w0A— World Of History (@CuriosityHubs) January 22, 2023
Here's a fascinating twitter story:
brb crying because Ms. Jacobs, my second grade teacher, showed up to surprise me at our monthly town hall and kept a note I wrote her over 20 years ago 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/tHK4Y7n4KO— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 22, 2023
Another great twitter story, from an archaeologist:
The Vikings reached North America 500 years before Columbus.— The Cultural Tutor (@culturaltutor) January 23, 2023
And they also sailed to Britain, Spain, Italy, Russia, North Africa, the Middle East, and... Paris.
This is the story of the Viking Age: pic.twitter.com/aeYdk1T66H
Here's another story, sorta NSFW:
It was six years ago, and my mate, Pink, had just been told he was going to die. He accepted the news with a grace I can only marvel at, but he said he’d a list of things he’d still like to do.— Electra Rhodes - writes a bit/archaeologises a bit (@electra_rhodes) January 25, 2023
We sat in a pub one night and read it over. Eight things? Four months? Ok. Deal.
So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.— Lily Potkin (@MissPotkin) January 16, 2023
January 21, 2023
Totally trust a dog if they don’t like someone, or some thing. pic.twitter.com/JdlK2WDMgt— TG (@TG22110) January 22, 2023
This dog is absolutely love struck by Julie Andrews. Who can blame her? https://t.co/PE8n1mojQ9— Crooks and Liars (@crooksandliars) January 23, 2023
clean jump pic.twitter.com/C4PwLClIDC— translated cats (@TranslatedCats) January 26, 2023
The sound of a Cuckoo..— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) January 24, 2023
🎥 IG: marcin_nawrocki pic.twitter.com/i8qwk9F8Jw
Lol, thanks for the laughs, Cathie! That transzebra furry was really stunning and brave! Those cis-zebras weren't inclusive at all, and OMG, the literal transphobic violence of those lioness TERFs!
Yes, its a classic Fuck Around and Find Out moment!
thank you for the laughs!
Welcome, e.a.f. !
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