Today's News: Another one gone

One of our growth industries these days is baby boomer deaths -- today, it was David 

Crosby:

 

“If you're sad today, just remember the world is over 4 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as David Crosby.”

HT: @simonpegg 🙏🏻 pic.twitter.com/9VKXwIhA3M

— Stuart James Lord (@stuartjameslord) January 20, 2023

Start banking your sick days for when we lose Neil Young

— I would prefer not to (lolennui@mstdn.social) (@lolennui) January 20, 2023

On a lighter note:

I have to say, out of all the ways I pictured technology might advance… dystopian, utopian, increased convenience… I did not anticipate the degree to which it would change in stupid ways to intentionally piss me off just so some dudes could make a buck. https://t.co/tdGFOrdqMk

— WheatNOil (@WheatNOil) January 20, 2023

HAL: The door will open after the following ads.

DAVE: I’m running out of oxygen HAL! Skip the ads!

HAL: The algorithm suggests people who are dying like these ads.

DAVE: I wouldn’t be dying if you’d open the door.

HAL: Updating algorithm interests to include more “dying”.

— WheatNOil (@WheatNOil) January 20, 2023