On a lighter note:
Start banking your sick days for when we lose Neil Young— I would prefer not to (email@example.com) (@lolennui) January 20, 2023
I have to say, out of all the ways I pictured technology might advance… dystopian, utopian, increased convenience… I did not anticipate the degree to which it would change in stupid ways to intentionally piss me off just so some dudes could make a buck. https://t.co/tdGFOrdqMk— WheatNOil (@WheatNOil) January 20, 2023
HAL: The door will open after the following ads.— WheatNOil (@WheatNOil) January 20, 2023
DAVE: I’m running out of oxygen HAL! Skip the ads!
HAL: The algorithm suggests people who are dying like these ads.
DAVE: I wouldn’t be dying if you’d open the door.
HAL: Updating algorithm interests to include more “dying”.