In other news, one has to wonder how incredibly stupid will this get?
Jeff Beck, Robbie Bachman, Lisa Marie Presley … gone. ☹️— Larry Updike (@LarryUpdike) January 13, 2023
Life is fragile folks. pic.twitter.com/XJ7FVj7pJu
Increasingly, I am convinced that Garland will never have the courage to indict Trump for anything - I doubted he would do it even before the Biden documents were announced, but now it would likely be impossible. Oh well....
For those playing along at home, Merrick Garland knew Trump stole classified documents as early as January 2021 and... took almost 2 years to appoint a special counsel.— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) January 12, 2023
With Biden, it took Garland 2 months.
I keep trying to tell you guys that Merrick is a pathetically weak man.
I don't suppose anybody thinks that negotiations might be worth trying, for cry sake?
The leader of an RCMP unit tasked with policing resistance to resource extraction in British Columbia says injunctions justify his squad spending nearly $50 million on operations over five years. https://t.co/6smGGRw1bw— CBC News (@CBCNews) January 14, 2023
Next, a thread about the fun of hate-watching Jurassic World, which I think I actually went to see in a theatre back in 2016 and it struck me as pretty dumb at the time -- if I am remembering it correctly, one of the dumb things about it was that the woman who was supposedly the manager of the dinosaur park spent the whole movie with carefully styled hair, full makeup, and high heels:
The most common side effect of the COVID vaccine is not dying of COVID.— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) January 14, 2023
four minutes into jurassic world, searching for the remote to pause it because I’m laughing too hard— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) January 14, 2023
Oh, and here's some more tweets that made me laugh:
I’ve actually never felt so personally insulted by less than thirty minutes of simply looking at something and I’m on twitter— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) January 14, 2023
talked to my financial advisor on the phone today. he says i should try to get more money somehow— more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho) January 2, 2023
As of today,... fully half off U.S. states let people carry firearms without permits.— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) January 1, 2023
No permits, no background checks, no gun safety classes, no questions,... no nuthin'.
What could possibly go wrong?pic.twitter.com/eHUj2hkGfa https://t.co/PngTTmpFkO
Someone is going to Hogwarts. pic.twitter.com/ae8vyPP4Up— Figen (@TheFigen_) January 6, 2023
Purebred Tibetan Mastiff defends the sheep flock from the wolf...🐑🐕⛔🐺 pic.twitter.com/pfiJHUxGSJ— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 30, 2022
heck ! the toy came alive !— theworldofdog (@theworldofdog) January 5, 2023
(jukin media) pic.twitter.com/ezl0JIoNDN
The Dogs of 2022 pic.twitter.com/jiDzh4GhHg— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 30, 2022
the best thing i did. this entire year. was love you— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 31, 2022
Warm your heart tonight everyone deserves to see this pic.twitter.com/qlRImoS8Jy— DnD Sesame Tweet (@DnDSesame) January 11, 2023