Today's News: Laughing all the way

Saw some funny stuff today:

Minnesota shares a border with Ontario & Manitoba. Kamala Harris went to high school in Montreal.

Inch by inch... pic.twitter.com/VtWkWVHwV7

— Tom Chapman 🇺🇸🇨🇦 (@realTomChapman) August 6, 2024

With Harris and Walz we are about to enter apostrophe hell.

— Eric Turkewitz (@Turkewitz) August 6, 2024

IT IS NOT! I will die on this Hill as the Granddaughter of the person who wrote the McGraw-Hill Style Manual back in the 1950s -- Harris possessive is apostrophe-no-s, Walz is apostrophe-with-s after.

— dominus (@kdominus) August 6, 2024

If you're going to Walz all night, you'll need some Harris the dog that bit you in the morning.

... I'll see myself out

— Aaron Stuart (@AaronStuart47) August 6, 2024

great choice, Walz, only issue is that he can be hard to get going, you'll say one, two, three! and he'll just go two, two, three; three, two, three

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) August 6, 2024

I see the MAGA weirdos are already attacking Tim Walz for suggesting that convicted felons should be allowed to vote

Surely that's pretty much the same as allowing them to run for President, isn't it ?

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) August 6, 2024

Another fun fact: Tim Walz is the only one in the race who doesn't wear makeup.

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) August 6, 2024

I'm not used to feeling hopeful. I don't know what to wear.

— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) August 6, 2024

They ain't coming here. https://t.co/yGRiKmAmQr

— No Guns In Canada 🇨🇦 🇺🇦🟧 (@NoGunsInCanada) August 7, 2024

And just to follow up on my last post:

Reporter: Thank you for sitting down for this inter...

RFK Jr: My family and I ate Jimmy Hoffa for Thanksgiving in 1975 pic.twitter.com/ZNe0fqWTeF

— Conspiratorial Templates (@mynamehear) August 5, 2024

This might be @StephenKing’s shortest Horror story https://t.co/21pwFvqo5P

— Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) August 6, 2024