man i don’t think i have another “why is jk rowling trending?” left in me
— Roy๐พ (@Roy_oh_Roy) May 30, 2022
Legend states that when you’re overwhelmed and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear to tell you that you cut their sandwich wrong
— Maryfairyboberry๐ง๐ป♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) May 28, 2022
a praying mantis’s face really sneaks up on you, like you think “bug” but then a little green man face is looking back at you
— Amy (@lolennui) May 30, 2022
Me: I have over 22k followers on Twitter.
— Crac⚡ked (@a_simpl_man) May 29, 2022
Kid sitting next to me: I have imaginary friends too.
it’s astonishing that, without fail, if a tweet goes over 1K you immediately get complete strangers responding to it as if the two of you have had a lifelong beef that you’re only just finding out about
— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) May 28, 2022
— Meanwhile in Canada (@MeanwhileinCana) May 29, 2022