man i don’t think i have another “why is jk rowling trending?” left in me
— Roy๐พ (@Roy_oh_Roy) May 30, 2022
Legend states that when you’re overwhelmed and on the verge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear to tell you that you cut their sandwich wrong
— Maryfairyboberry๐ง๐ป♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) May 28, 2022
a praying mantis’s face really sneaks up on you, like you think “bug” but then a little green man face is looking back at you
— Amy (@lolennui) May 30, 2022
Me: I have over 22k followers on Twitter.
— Crac⚡ked (@a_simpl_man) May 29, 2022
Kid sitting next to me: I have imaginary friends too.
it’s astonishing that, without fail, if a tweet goes over 1K you immediately get complete strangers responding to it as if the two of you have had a lifelong beef that you’re only just finding out about
— Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) May 28, 2022
— Meanwhile in Canada (@MeanwhileinCana) May 29, 2022
An amazing story: https://t.co/cVo6pPq7Cv
— Cathie from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ณ️๐ (@CathieCanada) May 23, 2022
One can't be angry when one looks at a Penguin ~ John Ruskin pic.twitter.com/f8ZAQZEEjc
— Greg Dworkin (@DemFromCT) May 28, 2022
imagine being buried and then seeing a rat with a backpack suddenly arrive. it would be all i was even capable of talking about ever again https://t.co/LvlQBl0Vu2
— (wannabe) ษreaker of (the Bad) Loops (@generativist) May 27, 2022
Cats, sista!Wild sea lion kicks this guy out of his pool lounger ๐ค @ViralHog pic.twitter.com/edpUsjqNzG
— The Dodo (@dodo) May 28, 2022
Meet Marbles pic.twitter.com/9eKAcP7XuZ
— Cathie from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ณ️๐ (@CathieCanada) May 26, 2022
Dogs, bruh!The #Caturday bird watching event organised by Scampi had not been a success. After a complete no-show by the birds. The boys decided to rest and try again tomorrow…
— FluffyTrousers (@Fluffy_Trousers) May 28, 2022
Ted: It’s a shame we didn’t see any
Scampi: Don’t worry Ted, bird watching takes time and patience#BehindYou ๐ฆ pic.twitter.com/r1pieHVZKo
How happy do I look? #dogsoftwitter #goldenretriever #taterstails pic.twitter.com/PrqXYO74gI
— Tater's Tails (@TatersTails) May 11, 2022
Look at this good boi having a blast on the slide with the kids pic.twitter.com/GnbVXyjh3F
— Madeyousmile (@Thund3rB0lt) May 29, 2022
There are two types of dogs.
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) May 29, 2022
Neither of which we deserve. pic.twitter.com/Gce9phnjNG
Happy dog.. ๐ pic.twitter.com/Jf977gECsT
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 29, 2022
A true Hero ! ๐๐ pic.twitter.com/SWPBzws2rQ
— Happy Dog (@Happydog___) May 27, 2022
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