The GOP’s miscalculation:
— Nick Knudsen πΊπΈ (@NickKnudsenUS) August 6, 2022
Handmaids vote. #MobilizeForMidterms pic.twitter.com/xeatccejZJ
We thought everybody had already been divided into voters and vessels. The voters got to pass restrictions, and the vessels got to sit there and smile! It’s an easy mistake to make when you are running around the country wildly stripping people’s rights https://t.co/Dd9W7TIJZR
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) August 3, 2022
On a side note, here's another New Yorker cartoon where "Christ, what an asshole" could also be the caption!
— Cathie from Canada π¨π¦ π·π³️π (@CathieCanada) August 7, 2022
(FYI, its a meme from 2006)
This is a cartoon from the 70's. Sadly it still rings true today. pic.twitter.com/oyjEsahYye
— Jeffrey Levin πΊπ¦ (@jilevin) August 3, 2022
Who the Conservatives pick for leader is really important for democracy in this country. pic.twitter.com/dejRTVIibf
— de Adder Canada (@deAdderCanada) August 5, 2022
Here are some good lines:I like this Dark Brandon meme! https://t.co/M1w8O12O1V
— Cathie from Canada π¨π¦ π·π³️π (@CathieCanada) August 7, 2022
The really important thing about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davison splitting up is that Clarence Thomas’ wife tried to overthrow the U.S. government
— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) August 6, 2022
You loved playing “Allergies or COVID?” Now get ready for “Mosquito Bite or Monkeypox!”
— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) August 2, 2022
Alex Jones’ cell phone is everything Republicans dreamed Hunter Biden’s laptop would be.
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) August 3, 2022
I was applying for homeowners insurance today and they asked if I had any pets to which I said, “yes, two cats.” And then they asked me “have they been trained to attack or cause bodily harm?” and I wanted to know if anyone had been able to do this because I’ll hire you
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 3, 2022
Me, pointing out the car window: That's where I used to go to the movies.
— Benzie and Richard + puppies Penn & Teller (@rdaily) August 6, 2022
Daughter, not skipping a beat: They have sound now.@Popehat
Sommelier: Here you are, sir. The Weingut Donnhoff Niederhauser Hermannshohle Riesling. [pours taste]
— IntimateMessageHat (@Popehat) August 2, 2022
Me: [without breaking eye contact pushes glass off table]
Sommelier: Very good sir. https://t.co/VAZNyPselX
NOT NOW, TRIFFIDS https://t.co/25rGrulubN
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) July 30, 2022
I work 5 side hustles to make over $2M/yr
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) July 28, 2022
1. Podcasting (recorded 1 episode in 2019): $0/yr
2. Blogging (a Substack with 178 followers): $0/yr
3. Youtube (I watch a lot of it): $0/yr
4. Trust fund: $2M/yr
5. Airbnb (renting out a house I inherited): $300K/yr
Keep grinding!
Some random funny stuff:#UpsettingScienceMemes pic.twitter.com/vxN7flvVKX
— Mike Sowden (@Mikeachim) August 5, 2022
— paul nelson, #author,#autism dad & #advocate (@bingley567) August 4, 2022
You know it’s true.
— ❤️π§‘πα°iaπππ (@mommamia1217) August 4, 2022
ππππππππ pic.twitter.com/61dse6qXxx
I will never think of rock paper scissors the same way again. pic.twitter.com/z4dUTvkgA6
— Interesting As Fuck (@InterestingsAsF) August 4, 2022
Life goals: find someone who loves you even half as much as this bird loves reggae. π pic.twitter.com/AXPCmvUEhK
— Paul Bastard Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) August 4, 2022
Canadians know how to stay cool.#MeanwhileInCanada pic.twitter.com/0n46IRhnqA
— Meanwhile in Canada (@MeanwhileinCana) August 1, 2022
My human is home!
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) August 1, 2022
Credit: Imgur/hemithecomix pic.twitter.com/zj7qChCBHk
Someone needs to make an app where if you say, “I feel sad”, you get sent a picture of a dog or cat instantly. pic.twitter.com/37cy2w66CE
— Bunsen and BEAKER (@bunsenbernerbmd) July 31, 2022
Vet is very busy...π©⚕️πππ π pic.twitter.com/J8FIoBdaDQ
— πo̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 6, 2022
It’s watermelon day at the Oregon Zoo!!! pic.twitter.com/6v1cLFsRmu
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) August 5, 2022
They armed the orangutans pic.twitter.com/Q6NHdSD5DZ
— mr.dry πΈ (@seahorseradish) July 29, 2022
Never a dull moment on our daily commute https://t.co/diOvgOCNNw
— Janet Hill (@Saskajanet) August 5, 2022
Cat mafia breaking in..ππΎ pic.twitter.com/6PozXPPITq
— πo̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 28, 2022
Coming home pic.twitter.com/moolzjSqDR
— Andreas γ· (@realAndySlice) August 1, 2022
We took a new walking route today and came across this sign.π³π³π³ pic.twitter.com/eV5V5jGp3K
— πΎMaggieπΎ (@Maggarooo) July 31, 2022
Finally, a couple of great ones:The way the hotel staff ran out to the parking lot as we were loading up the car to make sure we didn’t drive away without my daughter’s stuffy that was hiding under the sheets in the hotel room bed restores my faith in humanity today. π pic.twitter.com/K6Z00V6slh
— Meghan | The Pursuing Life (@thepursuinglife) July 31, 2022
Happy 75th Birthday, Arnold. @Schwarzenegger https://t.co/QMB4rHtLP2
— Rex ChapmanππΌ (@RexChapman) July 30, 2022
Buy my iced tea and get the hell out before he gets in a fight with the teen clerk who has no idea who he is, but says Hey Old Dude, this isn't a library.
— John Arthur Bell (@left_jabber) August 5, 2022
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