I love watching the younger generations grow up and come into their own. If you’re very patient you can catch the exact moment they discover how much custom framing artwork is
— Julia Kardon (@jlkardon) April 15, 2022
what a horrible coincidence
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) April 14, 2022
Imagine having the money to really change the world and choosing to buy Twitter
— Trey (@treydayway) April 14, 2022
Be sure to follow the thread for this one:This is hilarious 🤣🤣👇👇 pic.twitter.com/DPdCVTIkad
— Susan Baldwin 🌊🌊🌊 (@susanvotesblue) April 15, 2022
And the thread on this one:Watching "The Eagle Has Landed" (1976), and it's absolutely bonkers.
— Angus Johnston (@studentactivism) April 16, 2022
The tech who did my breast ultrasound put gel on the wand and said "Here comes some warm jelly!" and started whoosh-whooshing it toward my boobs like an airplane. Then she stopped dead, mid-whoosh, blinked, and said "I'm sorry, I have twin toddlers, I am... fucking exhausted."
— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) April 15, 2022
Love it! https://t.co/iwCc14eCRh
— Just Ducky (@wallamitt) April 16, 2022
“These are not the parents I would have chosen.” - Reviewer 2 https://t.co/MT8L00eauR
— Shit Academics Say (@AcademicsSay) March 16, 2022
And the best gift to give https://t.co/EtK15dwpy9
— ▪︎-|A|-▪︎drian (@akperdue) March 7, 2022
Being an adult:
— Meanwhile in Canada (@MeanwhileinCana) April 17, 2022
Pros
I can eat as much candy and chocolate as I want and no one will stop me.
Cons
I can eat as much candy and chocolate as I want and no one will stop me.#Easter pic.twitter.com/tyHqTS8szj
kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century
— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) February 22, 2021
Ten years from now you will put on a jacket and find a mask in the pocket
— Al Snow (@TheRealAlSnow) August 10, 2021
Oh man what a weird year that was you’ll chuckle to yourself . Then you’ll pick up your machete and continue across the wasteland , keeping to the shadows to avoid the gangs of roving cannibal raiders .
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