This Prime Minister of Canada trolling of Pierre Poilievre by Canadians is epic. 😂
— Rod Farva's litre of cola (@RodKahx) April 19, 2022
Everyone changing their Twitter bio to say "Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada" is the middle finger to @PierrePoilievre I needed to see this morning.
— Jonny Palmateer (He•Him)🤘🇨🇦 (@Palmateer29) April 17, 2022
I see the floodgates have swung wide and now everybody is running for Prime Minister of Canada. Fine! I recognize your ambition and applaud your enthusiasm.
— John "candidate for the *PRIMEST* minister" Roscoe (@JohnCRoscoe) April 17, 2022
However, please be advised I have already declared myself the PRIMEST minister of Canada.
(I am also ministeriffic, btw.)
I regret that I cannot submit my name for candidacy as the prime minister of Canada, as I am currently the king of Canada, having won the crown by forfeit when Romana Didul* failed to show up for our trial by roshambo. God save the, uh, me I guess.
— Sir Pepito Bismol, Earl of Blackstool (@anbayanyay) April 18, 2022
I'm officially declaring myself a candidate to be Prime Minister of Canada. My platform includes permanent outrage about stuff I can't possibly change, cuddling up to coup-happy extremists, and winking at scammy techbros. Vote for me! #cdnpoli @PierrePoilievre
— Matthew Forbes (@VaughanPappy) April 17, 2022
My first 5 steps as the next prime minister of Canada:
— Abby Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada (@abbyobenchain) April 17, 2022
1. Give all nurses a huge raise.
2. Adjust Indigenous treaty annuities to inflation.
3. Make all public transit free.
4. Make all community college free.
5. Ban Fox News.
When I'm Prime Minister of Canada, only Canadian based NHL teams will be allowed to win the Stanley Cup.
— Count Floyd 🌻 (@CountFloyd2020) April 18, 2022
I am officially a candidate for Prime Minister of Canada. My first Act will be to make gasoline free to all Canadians. Secondly, offside will not be reviewable once the puck enters the goalkeepers trapezoid.
— Dead Rex Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada (@DeadRexMurphy) April 19, 2022
I'm a candidate for Prime Minister of Canada! I will ensure that poutine becomes the national food! I will fast track the deportation of Andrew Scheer back to the USA.
— Ontario - Vote ABC Strategically (@BCReality) April 18, 2022
I am pleased to announce that I will be a candidate for Prime Minister of Canada in the next federal election. My campaign slogan will be “Let’s Get Canada Scootin’ With Wooten”. I promise that, if elected, every man, woman, non-binary individual and child will receive a scooter.
— James Wooten (@rantonstupidity) April 18, 2022
I know the rest of you are doing it for a joke.
— Jason Pugh 🏳️🌈 (@TheJasonPugh) April 18, 2022
However I would like to announce I too am a Candidate for Prime Minister.
As Prime Minister of Canada I will get rid of that nosey neighbour who just talks on and on and on if they get you trapped. I mean, ffs Dave, take a hint.
I never thought that I would be good enough to run for PM of Canada. @PierrePoilievre changed all that, if he thinks he’s qualified, that makes me over qualified. I’m also running for Prime Minister of Canada.
— Bernard Roulinski (@roulinski) April 17, 2022
I cant think of anyone less qualified to be the prime minister of Canada than me. Well maybe one person pic.twitter.com/9FZ5L61oDx
— 🕊 Pure❤Dove 🕊 (@PureDove7) April 18, 2022
Ask Elections Canada or anyone who has ever actually voted.
— PeterRatcliffe (@PeterHRatcliffe) April 18, 2022
There is no box to check on Federal Elections for Prime Minister of Canada.
Pierre Polyfever is running to be leader of the Conservatives, following which he will lose a fourth consecutive election for them in 2025.
#IAmRunningForPM and as a Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada, I will make this kickass fire dance the opening ceremony for Budget Day. https://t.co/W7XmkKs7Ti
— Jackie Blue 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🌻 (@MsFuddleDuddle) April 19, 2022
The Easter Bunny left us a note this morning, he’s running for Prime Minister of Canada 🍁 🐰 🍁
— déjàbru • NeverVoteConservative #FordCorruptAF (@_MiphasGrace_) April 18, 2022
Although I am about to announce my candidacy for Prime Minister of Canada, I will accept an appointment to the Senate of Canada to avoid a crowded competitive field. #cdnpoli 🇨🇦
— Valerie Mulholland 🇨🇦 (@V_Mulholland) April 18, 2022
2 comments:
I've ranked Charest, Poillievre, and Trudeau re: 6 Future Economy portfolios.
Space.Nanotech.COVID economy.Health/Medicine.Q-of-Life.Leadership/Defence.
Charest wins space. Trudeau having Garneau beats Transport Pierre.
Charest wins nanotech coming from Sherbrooke. Trudeau funding drug nanoparticles comes in 2nd. Trudeau's Covid EI win the Covid Economy/ Pierre wins second on fintech and finance.Even insurance is getting an appreciating IT slice now.
Trudeau funding women and children $5000/yr wins on health. Charest a close 2nd being on a biotech board. Q-of-L is Charest coming from the biggest university town in Canada. Trudeau is second as capitalism lets good leaders spend public cash for only two terms before failing to consider whether big companies have a good profitable portfolio. Trudeau wins Q-of-L having Liberal advisors from the 1970's and '90s as his role models. Charest keeps supply chains open for individuals; is 2nd.
On leadership Charest is 2nd letting cdns from everywhere in, but being old. Pierre 1st. He attacks mentally ill people. Trudeau is too pro-human-rights.
2 pts for 1st and one for second gives: Trudeau 8, Charest 7, Pierre 3. As a Liberal Pierre might beat the second best Liberal. If the choice is a space economy 10x Earth's mines and ethane and medical imaging from the distant future, or fintech and oil exploration, the Liberals would choose correctly.
Thanks for this comment and your thoughtful consideration of these positions. My problem with Poilievre is that I don't think he actually knows how to get anything done. Also, he's a jerk. But other than that.....
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