From my Bookmarks

As I scroll Twitter, I often bookmark interesting comments and funny tweets. But I don't always get the opportunity to include them in my nightly blog post -- sometimes they are too much off-topic, other times I want to collect more before I blog them.

Here are the tweets I have bookmarked recently -- enjoy!:

I don't really fetishize pre 9/11 life too much but being able to show up to the airport like 20 minutes before your flight was fucking SICK

— not the guy (@notnotnuanced) September 11, 2022

Just to give you a sense of how united Americans were in the wake of 9/11, back then we were unanimously opposed to treason and espionage

— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) September 11, 2022

Christ, what an asshole!

Sir Donald? Do you think #TrumpIsALaughingStock? pic.twitter.com/0VNMLyGYXt

— Tony 🌊 #BlueWave (@TonyHussein4) September 11, 2022

never forget that Sir Donald Trump wanted to invite the Taliban over to Camp David for a terrorist sleepover on 9/11 and when John Bolton said that was the stupidest fucking bullshit he'd ever heard in his life, Trump fired Bolton

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 11, 2022

I keep seeing funny tweets recently that are based on the "You can only call it champagne if its from the Champagne Region of France" meme. So I decided to collect some:

Remember, it's only political persecution if it comes from the Champagne region of France... otherwise it's sparkling espionage.https://t.co/AbpQcFtn58

— AngryMongo (@angry_mongo) August 31, 2022

See? It’s only treason if it comes from the Champagne region of France.
Otherwise it’s just sparking malevolence https://t.co/vFd8TUy0oi

— Tidy Law (@tidylaw) September 1, 2022

It has to be from the Champagne region of Atlassian, otherwise it's just Sparkling Data Processing

— Nathan Huening (@FlowNathan) August 30, 2022

It’s only a Clicquot lavage if the bronchoscopist is from the champagne region of France, otherwise it’s just a sparkling bronchial wash

— Michael Kammer, PhD (@Mnkammer) August 31, 2022

You can only call it the champagne of beers if it comes from the Milwaukee region in the lower Wisconsin province. All others are just sparkling wheat drinks

— Marxist Squidward (@OwenColdDinna) September 3, 2022

Unless it’s from the Champagne region of Miller it’s just sparkling High Life.

— James Renk (@JamesRenk) September 2, 2022

if u were from the Champagne region of France that would be called charisma

— Millennial Falcon (@falcennial) September 2, 2022

They're only champagne socialists if they come from the champagne region of France. Otherwise they're just sparkling elites.

— Jon Embury (@_JonEmbury) September 1, 2022

I’m sorry, but the only true languages are from the Champagne region of France. The rest are just sparkling syllables.

— Someone left the Overton Window open (@adamstemple4) September 5, 2022

Real Elves come from the Champagne region of Valinor. All others are just sparkling Feys.

— Warhammergrl🏳️‍⚧️ (@Sororitas100) September 4, 2022

Here's more great stuff:

So they chose Far Right! pic.twitter.com/SXD4fUeIAS

— Nickie with an 'e' 😷 💉 🚲 (@winter_canada) September 11, 2022

This!!!!pic.twitter.com/LPHrG6ClZs

— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) September 9, 2022

Hell hath no fury like 167.5 million women scorned…

Roevember is coming.

— Jeras Ikehorn (@JerasIkehorn) September 10, 2022

An innovative 3D #gear, invented by three Japanese researchers

This amazing concept gives a potential for many applications in health, robotics and many other mechanical fields

Active ball joint mechanism (ABENICS)#innovation #tech ##3D #science pic.twitter.com/3rBjfJS5qJ

— Pascal Bornet (@pascal_bornet) September 5, 2022

'Campaigns to bearproof all garbage containers in wild areas have been difficult because, as one biologist put it, 'There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence levels of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists'. - Anon pic.twitter.com/n9qCTTP5de

— Midnight at the Oasis (@at_oasis) September 8, 2022

"Man, these edibles ain't shit."

<20-min later> https://t.co/m8TqZE6qbC

— cdrsalamander (@cdrsalamander) September 11, 2022

Brilliant.
"For sale: Baby carseat, never used."

— Cathie from Canada 🇨🇦 😷🏳️‍🌈 (@CathieCanada) September 11, 2022

KARMA! pic.twitter.com/s34n8D1IO9

— LOCKERROOM (@LockerRoomLOL) September 7, 2022

Well, that didn't work. pic.twitter.com/iZ6XTrkCSz

— jamie (@gnuman1979) September 7, 2022

I can’t describe how ancient this makes me feel. pic.twitter.com/a1IvELjOFY

— Brianna (@shes_the_maNN1) September 6, 2022

This is the most incredible thing you’ll see today… https://t.co/FdNiZ9UR2g

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) September 6, 2022

Maybe take two minutes. Faith in humanity restored… https://t.co/d62u38FA92

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) September 7, 2022

This comic is great:

I made another weird little comic thing, hopeful and a little bittersweet, about conservation after the apocalypse. A topic near and dear to my heart, Lord knows. (Technical notes in another thread, linked at the end.) pic.twitter.com/weAcMbbu4Q

— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) September 10, 2022

Dogs, bruh!

my dog caught me having a midnight snack and now i have to explain why i get to eat after dinner and she doesn’t

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 8, 2022

pic.twitter.com/n9A4RjZsf8

— Fyvie (@justmefyvie) September 10, 2022

Awesome! pic.twitter.com/SEgfclBB1v

— Funnyman (@fun4laugh) September 8, 2022

Skills.. pic.twitter.com/djF4NiyGm1

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 5, 2022

Surf photographer.
My school careers officer did not mention this.
☹️

— Micky Moran (@DeckardR_B26354) September 5, 2022

Living the best life.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ljzLBx1b0I

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 4, 2022

I changed my mind...Gimme this one...🐶🐾🍪😅 pic.twitter.com/G1ZD4nhb7g

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 4, 2022

And of course the cat sneaks in:

Arguably the most beautiful jump in cat history.pic.twitter.com/chGiB8Y1uu

— translated cats (@TranslatedCats) September 9, 2022