I don't really fetishize pre 9/11 life too much but being able to show up to the airport like 20 minutes before your flight was fucking SICK
— not the guy (@notnotnuanced) September 11, 2022
Christ, what an asshole!Just to give you a sense of how united Americans were in the wake of 9/11, back then we were unanimously opposed to treason and espionage
— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) September 11, 2022
Sir Donald? Do you think #TrumpIsALaughingStock? pic.twitter.com/0VNMLyGYXt
— Tony ๐ #BlueWave (@TonyHussein4) September 11, 2022
I keep seeing funny tweets recently that are based on the "You can only call it champagne if its from the Champagne Region of France" meme. So I decided to collect some:never forget that Sir Donald Trump wanted to invite the Taliban over to Camp David for a terrorist sleepover on 9/11 and when John Bolton said that was the stupidest fucking bullshit he'd ever heard in his life, Trump fired Bolton
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 11, 2022
Remember, it's only political persecution if it comes from the Champagne region of France... otherwise it's sparkling espionage.https://t.co/AbpQcFtn58
— AngryMongo (@angry_mongo) August 31, 2022
See? It’s only treason if it comes from the Champagne region of France.
— Tidy Law (@tidylaw) September 1, 2022
Otherwise it’s just sparking malevolence https://t.co/vFd8TUy0oi
It has to be from the Champagne region of Atlassian, otherwise it's just Sparkling Data Processing
— Nathan Huening (@FlowNathan) August 30, 2022
It’s only a Clicquot lavage if the bronchoscopist is from the champagne region of France, otherwise it’s just a sparkling bronchial wash
— Michael Kammer, PhD (@Mnkammer) August 31, 2022
You can only call it the champagne of beers if it comes from the Milwaukee region in the lower Wisconsin province. All others are just sparkling wheat drinks
— Marxist Squidward (@OwenColdDinna) September 3, 2022
Unless it’s from the Champagne region of Miller it’s just sparkling High Life.
— James Renk (@JamesRenk) September 2, 2022
if u were from the Champagne region of France that would be called charisma
— Millennial Falcon (@falcennial) September 2, 2022
They're only champagne socialists if they come from the champagne region of France. Otherwise they're just sparkling elites.
— Jon Embury (@_JonEmbury) September 1, 2022
I’m sorry, but the only true languages are from the Champagne region of France. The rest are just sparkling syllables.
— Someone left the Overton Window open (@adamstemple4) September 5, 2022
Here's more great stuff:Real Elves come from the Champagne region of Valinor. All others are just sparkling Feys.
— Warhammergrl๐ณ️⚧️ (@Sororitas100) September 4, 2022
So they chose Far Right! pic.twitter.com/SXD4fUeIAS
— Nickie with an 'e' ๐ท ๐ ๐ฒ (@winter_canada) September 11, 2022
This!!!!pic.twitter.com/LPHrG6ClZs
— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) September 9, 2022
Hell hath no fury like 167.5 million women scorned…
— Jeras Ikehorn (@JerasIkehorn) September 10, 2022
Roevember is coming.
An innovative 3D #gear, invented by three Japanese researchers
— Pascal Bornet (@pascal_bornet) September 5, 2022
This amazing concept gives a potential for many applications in health, robotics and many other mechanical fields
Active ball joint mechanism (ABENICS)#innovation #tech ##3D #science pic.twitter.com/3rBjfJS5qJ
'Campaigns to bearproof all garbage containers in wild areas have been difficult because, as one biologist put it, 'There is a considerable overlap between the intelligence levels of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists'. - Anon pic.twitter.com/n9qCTTP5de
— Midnight at the Oasis (@at_oasis) September 8, 2022
"Man, these edibles ain't shit."
— cdrsalamander (@cdrsalamander) September 11, 2022
<20-min later> https://t.co/m8TqZE6qbC
Brilliant.
— Cathie from Canada ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐ณ️๐ (@CathieCanada) September 11, 2022
"For sale: Baby carseat, never used."
KARMA! pic.twitter.com/s34n8D1IO9
— LOCKERROOM (@LockerRoomLOL) September 7, 2022
Well, that didn't work. pic.twitter.com/iZ6XTrkCSz
— jamie (@gnuman1979) September 7, 2022
I can’t describe how ancient this makes me feel. pic.twitter.com/a1IvELjOFY
— Brianna (@shes_the_maNN1) September 6, 2022
This is the most incredible thing you’ll see today… https://t.co/FdNiZ9UR2g
— Rex Chapman๐๐ผ (@RexChapman) September 6, 2022
This comic is great:Maybe take two minutes. Faith in humanity restored… https://t.co/d62u38FA92
— Rex Chapman๐๐ผ (@RexChapman) September 7, 2022
Dogs, bruh!I made another weird little comic thing, hopeful and a little bittersweet, about conservation after the apocalypse. A topic near and dear to my heart, Lord knows. (Technical notes in another thread, linked at the end.) pic.twitter.com/weAcMbbu4Q
— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) September 10, 2022
my dog caught me having a midnight snack and now i have to explain why i get to eat after dinner and she doesn’t
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 8, 2022
— Fyvie (@justmefyvie) September 10, 2022
Awesome! pic.twitter.com/SEgfclBB1v
— Funnyman (@fun4laugh) September 8, 2022
Skills.. pic.twitter.com/djF4NiyGm1
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 5, 2022
Surf photographer.
— Micky Moran (@DeckardR_B26354) September 5, 2022
My school careers officer did not mention this.
☹️
Living the best life.. ๐ pic.twitter.com/ljzLBx1b0I
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 4, 2022
And of course the cat sneaks in:I changed my mind...Gimme this one...๐ถ๐พ๐ช๐ pic.twitter.com/G1ZD4nhb7g
— ๐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 4, 2022
Arguably the most beautiful jump in cat history.pic.twitter.com/chGiB8Y1uu
— translated cats (@TranslatedCats) September 9, 2022
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