Funny stuff

Just a random collection of funny stuff tonight 

So who knew there could be TWO ranked bulldogs in North American Diving Dogs? But here is one of them, Chewy!

This is Chewy. He competed in his first dock diving event last month. Proud to be one of only two ranked bulldogs with North American Diving Dogs. 13/10 obviously a natural pic.twitter.com/E4MtzL0RSk

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 13, 2022

When you open the tweet, make sure you also click on the Alt text to read it too. 

 And speaking of "diving"...

Someone does NOT like their kitty tent 😂 pic.twitter.com/3nk8I9T7XQ

— Sandy 🌸🏵️ (@OGPieGirl) June 12, 2022

I want to cry! Dogs are the best friends! ❤️ #doggy #dogsoftwitter #NationalBestFriendDay pic.twitter.com/a09zZ1Xsqp

— Update (@mypaygains) June 13, 2022

Twitter is weird sometimes!

offering a new service where if you pay me in advance and give me your password i’ll live tweet your funeral from your account. pay a bit more and the tweets will be delightfully unhinged. pay the premium and i’ll tell your mourner of choice that you never liked them

— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) June 13, 2022

additional idea: for an extra fee, i’ll dig you back up after a few months and stand you up in your boss’s office with a sign that says ‘heard you were short staffed’

— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) June 13, 2022

friend: you said you were going to therapy

me: [buttering a fourth slice of white bread] i found something better

— Roy🌾 (@Roy_oh_Roy) June 13, 2022

you ARE a good driver. that curb DOESN’T belong there.

— Ordinary (@OrdinaryAlso) June 13, 2022

My friendship goals are hoping I check in with my friends and they check in with me as often and as consistently as Toyota has been trying to get me to bring my mini-van in for service the last two weeks.

— deconstruction mixologist (@thepursuinglife) June 13, 2022

The right is so desperate to have a battle of good versus evil that they’ve decided to play for Team Evil just to speed things along.

— Abraxsys (@Abraxsys) June 13, 2022

Please enjoy my #PierrePoilievre cartoon for Tuesday's @TorontoStar pic.twitter.com/gkpGTZjtsK

— Theo Moudakis (@TheoMoudakis) June 13, 2022

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— Doug Feldman (@Badbeat29) June 13, 2022

This one! pic.twitter.com/ewuVYboRQQ

— Lisa (@MeowSiamese) June 11, 2022

Wholesome content for the day 🥹🥹 #CalvinandHobbes pic.twitter.com/zCUhoq0YCC

— Calvin and Hobbes (@Calvinn_Hobbes) June 13, 2022

Here is some excellent news!

Hi, Cowessess First Nation and Ochapowace First Nation lead the 2022 Regina Pride Parade. We must model inclusion, be a ally who is proactive, and empower our listening skills. Was a honour to walk beside many. 🥰 pic.twitter.com/RjEXpSZYbe

— Cadmus (@cadmusd) June 13, 2022